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Discussion in 'Polls Forum' started by fortytworc, Apr 17, 2012.

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  1. Great Idea!

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  3. Yes It Is! Heretic!

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  5. I know you are but what am i/

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  6. Excuse me can I say..- NO You Can't!!!

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  1. padredurand

    padredurand Well-Known Member
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    This name calling thread has become rather tame. Before a guest reader feels as if they have been reading the Gandhi Board I will take it upon myself to resume our endless (and often pointless) banter.

    The Di Vinci Code!? :eek: How could you bring up such an evil work in polite conversation? That you're familiar with Dan Brown's book proves one thing: YOU READ FICTION! How edifying is that? And you call yourself a Baptist?

    Brown book has Jesus' wife fleeing to France. We all know what goes on in France. They build Renaults there!!! And you call yourself an American?
     
    #61 padredurand, Apr 21, 2012
  2. billwald

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    Which thread in current events, politics, or other Christian that runs over 25 posts has NOT degenerated into name calling?
     
    #62 billwald, Apr 21, 2012
  3. padredurand

    padredurand Well-Known Member
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    Astute observation, Captain Obvious. :laugh:
     
    #63 padredurand, Apr 21, 2012
  4. fortytworc

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    Your name is quite heretical itself. Along with Padre which means Catholic Priest "Father"
    Matt.23: 9 And call no one your father on the earth, for One is your Father in Heaven.
    Then the 'du':
    Democratic Underground
    www.democraticunderground.com/
    Providing political satire and commentary for Democrats, a weekly Top Ten Conservative Idiots list and a wide range of discussion groups. You should be dead now! And just when you thought it was all over...you try to blend this already satanic amalgamation together with, of all people...Ayn Rand. You call yourself a Democratic Underground Catholic 'Father' while also espousing Ayn Rands Philosophy of "Objectivism". Quite the Volatile Cocktail. My Dad owned a Renault When the were pronounced correctly: Re-Nalt. What is to be done with a hairy tick as you? Killer of Bambi!!! Cohort with Gandhi! What's next? Probably something having to do with 'Harry Potter'. doo doo head.
     
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    Actually, this could be very educational....not the stupid things people say when all het up, but really clever witticisms from the greats in literature or where ever.

    There was a NZ prime minister some time ago called "Piggy" Muldoon who was very quick witted. A journalist was talking about the numbers of NZ going to Australia, and was he concerned about it.

    He replied that it improved the IQ of both countries. I am an Aussie Cit who permanently resides in NZ. I think the comment very RUDE but very CLEVER.:thumbs:
     
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    Those is no emoticon for ROFL......this is hilarious.

    Renaults are so so but in Australia if you really want to branded as a no hoper, drive a Volvo.

    :thumbs:
     
    #67 Melanie, Apr 22, 2012
  8. padredurand

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    Only pot smokers in New Hampshire drive Volvos.

    It's always been pronounced Ren-OH except for our American propensity for saying things anyway we want to. Like bom-BAR-dee-eh (Bombardier). What's up with that? I had Bom-ba-DEER built snowmobiles for years.

    Who's this Harry Potter you mentioned? Does he drive a Volvo?
     
    #68 padredurand, Apr 22, 2012
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    We already have a name calling forum; it's called "Baptistboard". :laugh:
     
    #69 convicted1, Apr 22, 2012
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    If you find one that hasn't, let us know. We'll be happy to fix it. It must have been an oversight.
     
    #70 abcgrad94, Apr 22, 2012
  11. fortytworc

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    Friends of yours,eh?

    I think the Bill of Rights guarantees us the right to pronounce words any way we want to. This is included in our right to end sentenses anyway we want to,too.

    Oh no you don't PadreAynRand! The 5th amendment says I don't have to answer that!

    There are some very healthy, well balanced people here who are able to laugh at themselves a little. RUN. HIDE! I would say,"Save Yourselves!!" except we know we can't save ourselves.

    OVERSIGHT?? We must not tolerate ANY oversight by ANY overseer.
     
    #71 fortytworc, Apr 22, 2012
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    Could someone please tell me why Mormons are called thus. I figgered if their creed came from the angel Moroni.....surely they would be called Morons.....but hey I am jist an iggerant Mick from the derriere of the world:laugh:
     
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  13. fortytworc

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    It is a misspelling from a manuscript which was a copy of the manuscript which Joseph Smith himself copied from the Golden Tablets containing the 'Reformed Egyptian Hieroglyphics'. Smitty may have had only one of the two 'U rum' and 'Thu mun' goggle /glasses/stones to use in the translating process that day. Just one of many things you can glean from the 'Mormon Gleaning and Such' Department place.
    Now, shouldn't I call you a name or something?Maybe doo doo head!!! Yes! that will doo doo it!
     
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    At the halfway point of this thread, padredurand has a comfortable lead in name-calling. But some others up there behind.

    Some of you would do better if you'd quit being cordial.
     
    #74 Tom Butler, May 2, 2012
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    Sarcasm is my native language. I had to take ESL to tone it down. I should give lessons. Speaking of which, Tom, if you meant to be insulting in your second sentence you misspelled their.

    "Never argue with a fool. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with their experience." Anon. :thumbsup:
     
    #75 padredurand, May 2, 2012
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    ....is that the best you could come up with "doo doo head', why you dropsical, cheese paring, whey faced, fleabitten rascal......
     
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  17. fortytworc

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    I did not drop any call! You must have wandered by the wayside and fell into a weak signal area. Also, I would not pair any cheese and be found to be divisive to the body of cheeses.
    You on the other hand must love to emulate fictional characters who fear spiders while eating cottage cheese during a plague of fleas.

    Recipe...
    Miss Muffet's Curds and Whey Salad

    Equipment: mixing spoon, measuring cup

    Ingredients (for each person):
    1 leaf of lettuce (for the tuffet)
    1/3 cup cottage cheese (for Miss Muffet's curds and whey)
    1 prune (or raisin) (for the spider!)

    Wash the lettuce under cold water and shake off the drops of water. Put it on a small plate. Measure 1/3 cup cottage cheese and put it on the lettuce. Put the prune on top of the cottage cheese. If you want a smaller spider, use a raisin on top of the cottage cheese. Even Miss Muffet wouldn't be afraid of this spider!
     
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    Scruffy Nerfherder
     
    #79 fortytworc, May 3, 2012
  20. padredurand

    padredurand Well-Known Member
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    Rebarbative natterer.

    Don't make me pull out my thesaurus.
     
    #80 padredurand, May 3, 2012
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