"Fried Chicken"

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  1. baptistteacher

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    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
    chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
    everyone else in the class laughed.

    My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
    chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and
    he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
    animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

    Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
    happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
    was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd
    asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make
    them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office
    again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
    doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
    famous person we admire most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

    Guess where I am now...
     
  2. lori4dogs

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    Gotta remember this one!
     
  3. Alcott

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  4. abcgrad94

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    Killing animals for meat is murder!!!




    Tasty, tasty murder!:thumbs:
     
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    Yes. Yes, it is. :wavey:

    If killing chickens and frying them is wrong, then I don't want to be right. :thumbs:
     
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    Forget about being right or wrong, CC. Can you even be BAPTIST and not like fried chicken? Surely that's in the Baptist Creed somewhere. . .
     
  7. baptistteacher

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    Maybe it's covered under "Saved, Baptized church membership." Church membership leads to church meetings, which leads to Dinner on the grounds, which Always Must Include Fried Chicken. If there aint no fried chicken, you might be at the Episcopalian church.
     
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    Thats why I always put my M-16 in the chicken house first - I am willing to give them a fighting chance:saint:
     

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