Funniest Moment, Fave Joke

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  1. Gina B

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    What was one of your funniest moments/situations, or what is your very favorite clean joke/story?

    Let's laugh together! :laugh:

    For some reason, a joke I read as a kid always stuck with me. I don't know why it cracked me up at the time, but it still does, although it may be the stupidest joke that ever existed. Maybe that's why I like it...it has nerve, hanging around jokes all these years as if it belongs in the realm of humor!

    Here it is.

    Riddle: What's red, then purple, then red, then purple, then red then purple....

    Answer: A cherry that works at night as a grape.

    :tongue3:
     
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    What did the fish say after he swam into a wall?

    "Dam."
     
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    Work related humor-

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    Two birds sat on a perch, one asks the other, Do you smell fish?
     
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    What do you get if you cross a termite with a praying mantis?

    Answer: A bug that prays before it eats your house.
     
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    What's black and white, and eats rocks???

    A black and white rockeater!

    O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-H-H-H-H-H-H:BangHead:
     
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    My new favorite one! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     

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