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Funny Business Names

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Thousand Hills, Feb 25, 2011.

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  1. Thousand Hills

    Thousand Hills Active Member

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    Anybody have local businesses with funny names, such as:

    Curl Up and Dye (Hair Salon)
    All Creatures Bed and Biscuit (Pet Boarding)
    Fat Boyz Home Cookin (Restaurant)
    Queens of Clean (Housekeeping Service)
    Wee Bee Kars (Used Autos)
    Stay True Tattoo (Body Art)
    Night Owl Security (Home Security Monitoring)
     
    #1 Thousand Hills, Feb 25, 2011
  2. Gwen

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    The Blind Couple (Man and wife team that install window blinds)
    Reruns (Used children's clothing store)
     
    #2 Gwen, Feb 26, 2011
  3. John of Japan

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    Hurl Cafe--a Japanese restaurant near us using an English name.
     
    #3 John of Japan, Mar 6, 2011
  4. Gwyneth

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    Botchett & Scarper :eek:
    a firm of builders in Pembrokeshire
     
    #4 Gwyneth, Mar 6, 2011
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    Dr. Noto, pediatrist
     
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    "A 1 Scrubbers " local cleaning firm

    "S. Quelch " local plumber
     
    #6 Gwyneth, Mar 7, 2011
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    Trenton Pipe & Nipple:laugh:
     
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  8. Gina B

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    There was a resale shop for kid's in one town I lived near. It was named "Once Upon a Child." Adorable name!

    Leaven and Earth Sandwich Co., catering business in Citrus Heights, CA.

    There was a coffee stand in Grants Pass OR named "The Human Bean." The name threw me but I stopped by anyhow and YUCK!

    Pies-n-Thighs in Brooklyn. In case you think I'm kidding here's the link... http://piesnthighs.com/
     
    #8 Gina B, Mar 7, 2011
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    Sew What? Tailor
     
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    Kuu kai? = "Wanna Eat?"--an all you can eat restaurant that used to be in our town. It went broke, though the food was okay.
     
    #10 John of Japan, Mar 7, 2011
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    "Used-2-B" - shop selling second-hand furniture

    An estate agent (I think that's "realtor" in American) called David Force. When he sold a house, the sign would go up: "Sold by Force".
     
    #11 David Lamb, Mar 8, 2011
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    In our area there is a PRAY construction company. Every time I see one of their trucks, I wonder if their customers are supposed to pray they do a good job!
     
    #12 abcgrad94, Mar 8, 2011
  13. Gwen

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    There was a Japanese restaurant near my house that was called, "Yuki," which means "snow." However, most Americans would pronounce it, "Yucky." Maybe that's why they didn't stay in business very long!
     
    #13 Gwen, Mar 10, 2011
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    Appomattox, VA funeral home

    "Bruce and Stiff" used to be "Cole and Stiff"
     
    #14 BroTom64, Mar 12, 2011
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    Seen in Birmingham, AL several years ago:

    LeAnn's Beauty Salon and Chainsaw Repair.
     
    #15 NaasPreacher (C4K), Mar 12, 2011
  16. Gwyneth

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    LeAnn's Beauty Salon and Chainsaw Repair.

    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
    a bit drastic.
     
    #16 Gwyneth, Mar 13, 2011
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    Oh man--that's one place I wouldn't want to go for a haircut!
     
    #17 abcgrad94, Mar 13, 2011
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    Curl up and Dye ........ hairdresser :eek::eek:

    wouldn`t be too keen on visiting this place either
     
    #18 Gwyneth, Mar 13, 2011
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    Herr Flick (Hairdressers in Belfast, N. Ireland)
     
    #19 Ulsterman, Mar 15, 2011
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