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Discussion in '2003 Archive' started by Son of Consolation, Jun 5, 2002.

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  1. Sherrie

    Sherrie New Member

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    Bro. Glen Said:

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    Epitaph Of A Cow Tipper

    Here lies Dan the low down cow tipper
    He was friendly,kind, and oftimes quite chipper
    We caught and hung him and hope he's with God
    His cow tipping days are over!
    Six feet under the sod... RIP!... Brother Glen

    Sherrie [​IMG]
     
    #41 Sherrie, Oct 5, 2002
  2. Bible Believing Bill

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    Good one Don!

    Bill
     
    #42 Bible Believing Bill, Oct 8, 2002
  3. Clint Kritzer

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    :rolleyes:
     
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  4. AdoptedDaughter

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    Thought it was funny! [​IMG]

    [​IMG] :rolleyes: [​IMG]

    ~Teresa~
     
    #44 AdoptedDaughter, Oct 12, 2002
  5. Son of Consolation

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    #45 Son of Consolation, Oct 12, 2002
  6. AdoptedDaughter

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    Huh?

    OH! Now I get it!

    Tee-hee-hee! Good one Barnabas!

    ~Teresa~
     
    #46 AdoptedDaughter, Oct 14, 2002
  7. AdoptedDaughter

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    Brother Glen posted several more meanings, but I found this one to be the most humorous!
    If you want to see the rest it's Here

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Hi Brother Glen!

    ~Teresa~
     
    #47 AdoptedDaughter, Oct 14, 2002
  8. tyndale1946

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    Originally posted by me after Dr. Bob told how a pirate got his peg leg and hook in Pirate's Tale

     
    #48 tyndale1946, Oct 14, 2002
  9. tyndale1946

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    This post was started by Nimrod whose thread was Male Rules... I think every Baptist Lady on here raked him over the coals so to speak. They seem to change when they found out he was not married. Gina gave him some advise then I gave him mine. Poor Nimrod he didn't know what hit him! You can read the trials of Nimrod in the humor forum to get the full picture.

     
    #49 tyndale1946, Oct 14, 2002
  10. AdoptedDaughter

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    This was in the Forum for Polls forum and the thread is Favorite Super-Hero.

    I thought it was funny cause it's soooo true!

    Tee-hee-hee! The bigger the man, the bigger the baby! So it's been said!

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    ~Teresa~
     
    #50 AdoptedDaughter, Oct 15, 2002
  11. Sherrie

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    Its so true Teresa.

    Sherrie [​IMG]

    Ok! Come on Teresa, we got to get into that thousand club....hurry up!
     
    #51 Sherrie, Oct 15, 2002
  12. AdoptedDaughter

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    Only 90 left to go! I'm hoping to get into the club by the 27th(my one-year one the board)!

    ~Teresa~
     
    #52 AdoptedDaughter, Oct 15, 2002
  13. Wisdom Seeker

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    I just thought this was so funny, that Dr. Bob would be making a comment about redundancy and in doing so be redundant. I know he had to have done that on purpose, and the irony is not lost on me. Too funny.
    [​IMG]
     
    #53 Wisdom Seeker, Oct 18, 2002
  14. donnA

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    It's true Teresa. :eek:
     
    #54 donnA, Oct 18, 2002
  15. Dr. Bob

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    I hear the swooshing sounds of some of my lame attempts at satire, irony, metaphor, simile, synecdoche, blasphemy, sodomy and hyperbole rushing overhead many on the BB. I am glad someone caught it . . and commented. :cool: :cool:

    You LIKE me . . You honestly LIKE me . . [​IMG]
     
    #55 Dr. Bob, Oct 19, 2002
  16. AdoptedDaughter

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    Dr. Bob, big words and some blondes (like me) don't mix! ;)

    I know your well-educated, but must you show off with such BIG words?!

    ~Teresa~
     
    #56 AdoptedDaughter, Oct 19, 2002
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    You have lame attempts at sodomy? Is this that coffee thing again?
    There's some things we just don't wanna know dear.
    Either that or TERESA may have needed to include the entire post for that to be understood!
    Gina
     
    #57 Gina B, Oct 20, 2002
  18. Wisdom Seeker

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    Yes Sally... I really do. (Sally Feilds award speach ) [​IMG]
     
    #58 Wisdom Seeker, Oct 21, 2002
  19. AdoptedDaughter

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    A brief explanation:
    Bro. Glen had asked about bumping, and got several explanations, then Sherrie asked something about bumping and got several replies, then everyone started bumping and then Dr. Bob jumps in with this:

    FDOFLOL!

    ~Teresa~
     
    #59 AdoptedDaughter, Oct 22, 2002
  20. Son of Consolation

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #60 Son of Consolation, Oct 22, 2002
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