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Discussion in '2000-02 Archive' started by Barnabas H., Oct 22, 2001.

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  1. donnA

    donnA Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I'm still working on a good picture to post of myself. I shared one with the moderators, but they told me I looked like the Unibomber!

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
    #61 donnA, Jan 23, 2002
  2. Bible Believing Bill

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rev. Joshua Villines:
    OD, I think it's safe to say that there isn't anything that is observed in all baptist churches.
    Joshua
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Posted by Cskokido

    Wanna bet? Does the phrase "...we will now ask the ushers to come to receive this morning's offering" ring a bell?

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I do believe I've heard that phrase before. ;)
     
    #62 Bible Believing Bill, Jan 24, 2002
  3. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Aaron:
    New to the music forum, are ya?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    This was posted under the "newest" thread on CCM! LoL When I read that, I really laughed hard Aaron!
     
    #63 Kathy, Jan 24, 2002
  4. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kellisa:
    Nothing I like better than getting a firey messge from a Baptist Preacher even if he does step on my toes (OUCH!!!). <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    And spittin' and slammin' the pulpit and stomping...*hehe* If you ever come to my church, bring your umbrella if you plan to sit up front! LoL (oh man, I hope my Preacher doesn't see this - I love ya PREACHER!)
     
    #64 Kathy, Jan 24, 2002
  5. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by baptistforever: Guess I need to go back to school to learn how to be sarcastic. Teresa<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Griffin: Teresa - Remember I am the Jedi Master of Sarcasm (majored in it at seminary) and all the neophytes pale in comparison. :rolleyes:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    There you go folks, its just off the press, you heard it first! ;)
     
    #65 Barnabas H., Jan 25, 2002
  6. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    In answer to a question if you ever met Dr. Bob Griffin, the following answer was given by Dr. Cassidy:

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Thomas Cassidy:
    Dr. Bob and his wife will be in San Diego sometime later this year (I am not sure when), but I am planning to be out of town that day. :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
    #66 Barnabas H., Jan 25, 2002
  7. Kathy

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    REGARDING COMPUTER BUGS ON FLYFREE's NEW BIBLE QUIZ PAGE...

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rlvaughn:
    Couldn't do the 3 finger salute with ctl-alt-del, but the escape button worked fine. I'm sure there are fewer kinks in the system when there are fewer kooks using computers. :rolleyes:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SuekieLyn:
    Adam, if it helps I had no problems with taking the quiz or getting my score. Nothing froze up on me, hey...but I've got a Dell dude! [​IMG]
    Sue    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    [ January 26, 2002: Message edited by: Kathy ]
     
    #67 Kathy, Jan 26, 2002
  8. Clint Kritzer

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    Originally posted by Michael Wrenn in the thread "views of Baptist origins": <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> I've got it! I think I'm a moderate, non-Calvinist, musical instrument-loving, successionist Primitive Baptist who believes in women pastors! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Response by rlvaughn: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Ouch! How will we get all of that on the sign??
    Hey, I've got it - Monocalmulovitivist Baptist. That takes care of everything except the women pastors part. If it's alright with you, we won't tell anyone about that.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
    #68 Clint Kritzer, Jan 29, 2002
  9. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
    God has one small advantage - omnipresence! He not only "can be" but "is" everywhere at one time. [​IMG]

    Satan, as the anointed cherub, can only be at one place at one time. That means if he is tempting YOU, he CAN'T be tempting me!

    So I figure the odds at 6,200,000,000 to 1 that Satan is someplace else right now.

    Think it may be in my hard drive! :rolleyes:    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL Dr. Bob!
    ROFLoL
    [​IMG] &lt;---This is Dr. Bob's hard drive! *hehe*


    Kathy, I was unaware of it until I broke the rule as well once. There is a limit on the size of images on our postings. The webmaster has requested that no image be larger than the BB logo at the top of the page. (I feel bad editing one of your post!)

    [ January 31, 2002: Message edited by: Clint Kritzer ]

    Don't feel bad Bro. Kritzer! You are doing your job and I think I speak for the majority of the board when I say that I appreciate your work and all the other Moderators and Administrators! I will make sure not to break the rules again, and I appreciate your help! [​IMG] Kathy

    [ January 31, 2002: Message edited by: Kathy ]
     
    #69 Kathy, Jan 31, 2002
  10. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Aaron:
    ...Suggestions to the posters: I must confess I don't read the long posts carefully.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL! I can't explain it, but this made me laugh!! *hehe*
     
    #70 Kathy, Jan 31, 2002
  11. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    Aaron is not alone on that one! A particularly long post has to be electrifying (in a positive way) for being able to read it through. [​IMG]
     
    #71 Barnabas H., Jan 31, 2002
  12. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Barnabas:
    Aaron is not alone on that one! A particularly long post has to be electrifying (in a positive way) for being able to read it through. [​IMG]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #72 Kathy, Jan 31, 2002
  13. Gina B

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    Posted by PreachTheWord:
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    Vegetables aren't food; veretables are what food eats.
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    Wow! I learned two things!
    1. Vegetables aren't food! Oh no! :eek:
    2. Food eats! And it eats something called
    "veretables"! Gettin' out the dictionary!
    [​IMG]
    Gina
     
    #73 Gina B, Jan 31, 2002
  14. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by C**** K******:
    My sign on name is my real name (except to rsr who knows me as Bubba)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL! [​IMG]

    [ January 31, 2002: Message edited by: Kathy ]
     
    #74 Kathy, Jan 31, 2002
  15. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ransom:
    Your argument is getting more bizarre all the time. How is eating meat not peaceful? We're not at war with cows and chickens, are we?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL!! Oh man, I was ROFLoL LITERALLY!

    [​IMG]
     
    #75 Kathy, Jan 31, 2002
  16. MarciontheModerateBaptist

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> What kind of warped question is this? If someone killed you for food, would that not be unpeaceful? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
    #76 MarciontheModerateBaptist, Jan 31, 2002
  17. Clint Kritzer

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    Ransom replied: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Well, yes, but I'm not a lesser species generally harvested for food. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
    #77 Clint Kritzer, Jan 31, 2002
  18. Clint Kritzer

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    Kathy -

    This thread has hit 6 pages as "part deux" did, and I will be asking that it be archived tomorrow. On behalf of EVERYONE here, PLEASE, PLEASE feel free to start "part 4". Whenever I come on here and see that a quote has been added, it is the first link I click. You've really given me a lot of smiles with this!

    May God bless you, Ma'am

    - Clint

    At the suggestion of our dear Brother Barnabas, this thread will run to page #7, the number of Biblical perfection.
    [​IMG]

    [ February 01, 2002: Message edited by: Clint Kritzer ]
     
    #78 Clint Kritzer, Jan 31, 2002
  19. Brother Adam

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    Hrm...we are archiving ALOT of these. So many in fact, I wonder if it would not be a good idea for someone to go through them and take the Best of the Best and put them all on one. Just a thought.

    UNP
    Adam
     
    #79 Brother Adam, Jan 31, 2002
  20. Kathy

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    In response to SaggyWoman's cat learning how to use the ladies' room possibly due to her lack of keeping up the litter box...

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gina:
    Then I don't blame her, poor kitty. LOL! That's pretty kewl...why don't you try not feeding her for a while and see if you can catch her cookin' up some ham'n eggs? :D
    ¡da Gina!    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now Gina...dog-gone-it! I was munching some fries and nearly choked when I read this! ROFLoL!!!
     
    #80 Kathy, Feb 1, 2002
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