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Funny Quotes from BBc Members - Part Deux

Discussion in '2000-02 Archive' started by Kathy, Aug 31, 2001.

  1. Kathy

    Kathy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SaggyWoman:
    The woman part comes in later, not because I got a sex change, because I have always been a woman...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Of course you didn't get a sex change, cuz you would have gotten "tucked" here and there in the process (hey, why waste anesthesia right?) whereas the term "Saggy" would be like calling a giant "Tiny"! LoL
    {Couldn't resist} ;)
     
  2. SaggyWoman

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    How do I always get the honor of being mentioned in here????
     
  3. Kathy

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    Saggy....one word will answer your question:

    :D L*O*V*E :D
     
  4. Brother Adam

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    Originally posted by Joy
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    To my absolute horror and discust, I once found my 3 yr old with her hands swirling around in the potty. I yelled at the top of my lungs, "What in the world are you doing, girl?!"
    She looked back at me with a twinkle in her eye and casually replied, " I'm making poop soup!"


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    I laughed til tears were coming out of my eyes! :D

    Until next Post, Adam
     
  5. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
    You been reading the "Other Religion" forums on the BB again? :rolleyes:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    THE HORROR!
     
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    Originally posted by flyfree423
    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Time out!!! that was a foul! No making logical well thought out arguments on this board! What do you think you are??? Huh? Huh? A baptist?!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
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    Originally posted by preacher:

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Ya mean a mind is required to be on this board???
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    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  8. Brother Adam

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NewBeliever:
    Originally posted by flyfree423
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Who's that? :D

    Until Next Post, flyfree432
     
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    I know in your christian heart you can forgive me Adam. Havn't you noticed Im King of the Typo! [​IMG] I'm also slightly dyslexic which dosn't help.
     
  10. Brother Adam

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    Of course I do! I'm just teasing :D

    Until next post, Adam
     
  11. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
    Gettin' old ain't for sissies. :rolleyes:
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL!
     
  12. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SPAM:
    Judge them? Naw, just wax him and the rest of his goons.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    SPAM, are you one of the Sopranos? :eek:
    LoL! ;)
     
  13. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JPCambetas:
    Every morning I wake up with that nice smell of the coffe being made by our maid.
    JP ;) ;)
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm available for adoption! [​IMG]
     
  14. Brother Adam

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    HEY!!!! Where are all of these new graemlins coming from????????????

    Until Next Post, Adam
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by preacher:
    My loving wife says she knows God has a sense of humor.... he made ME!!! :D :rolleyes:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ahhh Preacher! I knew I could count on you to keep this thread alive! VIVA LA FUNNY QUOTES! LoL
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Briguy:
    If someone knew that they had healing on their hankie...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Need more be said??? I want to know how DOES someone would know if they have healing on thier hankie!

    I am sorry, "healing on thier hankie"!! That is just so...so cute!!

    [​IMG]

    ~Lorelei
     
  19. Barnabas H.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kathy: Oh well, that was more than I wanted to say, but I found this soapbox here and I figured hey, might as well use it huh? LoL Kathy &lt;&gt;&lt;<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    We know that Kathy, we know that! [​IMG]
     
  20. Barnabas H.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Michael Wrenn: When I hear that term "alien immersion" or "alien baptism", I get a mental picture of E.T. being lowered into the water.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You are not the only one Michael! ;)
     
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