Funny Quotes From BBc Members!

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  1. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wellsjs:


    That's scarry! I consider this a list to run as far away from as one can get (exception: Jack Hayford isn't too bad). You are obviously full-blown charismatic. Please I implore you, these guys (and gals) teach so much unscriptural garbage I'm not sure where to begin. Here's one:

    Kenneth Copeland says (and I have the tape), "you were not made in the image of God, you are god!" He goes on to say that God is a "large man."

    Murillo refers to himself as "the Holy Ghost bartender."

    Benny Hinn is a circus side-show! I'm sorry, but you need to hear it from someone . . . might as well be me. :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    Sorry man, the "you need to hear it from someone" tickled me! LoL :D

    Anyway...I'm watching and I'll be posting "funny quotes" from you BBer's! Post some of your tummy twisters too! Who says Baptists are stuffy? HA! [​IMG]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Briguy:
    wrong wrong wrong!!!
    ugly ugly ugly!!! or
    deformed deformed deformed!!!
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    Do you think Briguy got his point across? LoL
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wellsjs:
    As I have three children (and a mortgage-size monthly payment) going to a Christian school, let me express my feelings.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL - don't I know it!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by preacher:
    When I said I'm in the mountains I meant it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *hehe*

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    Hey Kathy, it’s not nice to have all the fun for yourself. :D You ought to share, and get involved. Didn’t you post one in the humor section? How did it go? Well, why don’t we quote the whole thing!

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Kathy wrote: I posted a topic called "Hell" and after posting, you know how you get that "Sit tight...We are taking you back to:" HAHA Well I had to share this! Mine said "Sit tight...We are taking you back to: HELL" LoL! LoL! I was laughing so hard! Well, I was like NO I DON'T WANT TO GO! haha [​IMG] ;) :D :eek: :cool: Just thought I'd share...hehe <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orvie:
    I'm new at this here board, I hope I don't get "bored" with this board.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *teehee*
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    Sorry Kathy, but you must keep trying. So Far BJ Halo's post is the funniest and it was yours!!! I am still laughing about it! I want to go post on that topic just to show my husband! *LOL*

    ~Lorelei [​IMG]
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jdjackson:
    Oh yeah, ain't nothin' wrong with conservative. :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
    I grew up in the same generation (probably) as your pastor. We were taught that going to movies was wrong because:
    ~That it supports Hellywood and the filthy lifestyle of that crowd
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    When I read "Hellywood" I died laughing (but I was revived..hehe! [​IMG]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joy2:
    Anybody wanna talk natural childbirth? :D That oughta keep the guys outta here!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *giggle*

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    P.S. I GOT A THUMBS UP FROM THE WEBMASTER! YEEEHAWWWW
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gina:
    It's an inanimate object, and I'm angry at it!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    OOPS! ;)
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    Keep going Kathy. This thread is heading for the "Best Threads" forum. [​IMG]
     
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    Quote from B.J. Halo, to a man with a drinking problem.

    "If you want to have a victorious life in the Lord, then you have to turn back to drinking, and seek the sweet fellowship of a local Baptist church." :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
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    Kathy, this great! :D I see you already caught me :eek: ! Better watch what I write! :D
     
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    YAYE GINA! You got BJ Halo! I've been "out to get him" *hehe*!

    Glad you all like this thread...it's nice to have some fun sometimes! :D

    Kathy ;)
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
    Hey, I grew up with "Dress for Success" as a guide, and always wear a bow-tie (see my pix at my website for a good laugh). This summer I am teaching two philosophy courses - and had to ask the girls in class not to wear swimwear to the university! (Mostly because they complain about "sticking to the chairs" in the classroom) :cool:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Gotta check out that bow tie!
    ;) :eek: [​IMG]
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MyhelpisfromAbove:
    [QB]The Pope(is number one)[QB]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Uh Oh! What's wrong with this picture? LoL

    JUST KIDDING...This was posted by our dear MyhelpisfromAbove and was listed in the 10 most damaging preachers thread. Hope you don't mind the little jokey-joke! :D (why isn't there an innocent smilie?)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Briguy:
    Magicdar, You drink and speak in tongues? any correlation between the two? (I'm sorry I just couldn't resist that)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    :eek:
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gina:
    If you're right and they're wrong. :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    This was in response to "What makes a person Baptist" LoL Gina, you've got a GREAT sense of humor! ;)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
    Knew of an egg-suckin' hound that would steal the eggs outta the coop, eat 'em, then come up and lick your face with goopy yellowed lips and eggy breath. :eek: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Uhhhh...what? LoL! Can you guess what thread this was taken from? :D

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