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Funny Quotes From BBc Members!

Discussion in '2000-02 Archive' started by Kathy, Jul 10, 2001.

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  1. Kathy

    Kathy New Member

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    Alright guys, take this outside! This kind of posting doesn't belong here! *hehe*

    This is for HUMOR ONLY! LoL

    Kathy - Humor Goddess! :eek:
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    #41 Kathy, Aug 3, 2001
  2. Brother Adam

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    I know i was only making a point [​IMG]

    Humor huh?...hrm...
    What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
    :confused:


    Time to get a new fence!!!


    (why are you groaning?) :rolleyes: [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #42 Brother Adam, Aug 3, 2001
  3. Kathy

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    LoL! Know any good knock knock jokes? *hehe*

    Kathy
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    #43 Kathy, Aug 3, 2001
  4. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    Visit Dr. Griffin's website, http://www.grif.net and you'll find some good knock knock, KNOCK OUT stories! ;)

    [ August 03, 2001: Message edited by: B. J. Halo ]
     
    #44 Barnabas H., Aug 3, 2001
  5. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psalm145 3:
    Don't be surprised if you get deployed to a war zone, it's part of the job. If you don't think you have it in you to kill somebody, don't worry, they'll train you!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    And if that wasn't funny enough....

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psalm145 3:
    One other thing, if you're not used to foul language, you're in for the shock of your life! My brother-in-law is a Christian in the Marines, he has trouble keeping his speech uncorrupted.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    TEE*HEE
    ;)
     
    #45 Kathy, Aug 6, 2001
  6. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seriman Fiend:
    "It is my desire to share my honest opinions...." Ultimately, I meant so say that I am willing to be graciously wrong.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    WARNING ** RED ALERT ** WARNING
    INTRUDER ON THE PREMISES!

    Seriman Fiend does not belong here! He is too humble! [​IMG]

    (He knows I'm joking right?)

    LoL!
     
    #46 Kathy, Aug 6, 2001
  7. Theopolitan

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    Would you believe I read the WHOLE thing?!! I have never read a long thread word for word before now.

    Thanks, Kathy!
     
    #47 Theopolitan, Aug 7, 2001
  8. Kathy

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    Thanks Theopolitan! I'm glad you enjoyed it! With this vote of confidence, I'll go in search of more funny quotes...I think I got you once *hehe* LOOK OUT!

    Kathy
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    #48 Kathy, Aug 8, 2001
  9. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joy2:
    If God wanted us to be the same in function, He would've made Steve instead of Eve :eek: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Did she go there? *hehe* YES she did!
    LoL
     
    #49 Kathy, Aug 11, 2001
  10. Theopolitan

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    By Larry explaining Why I Am KJV Only


    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I would spend almost every waking hour (that I wasn’t at work) studding. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm convinced!! :D :D

    [ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Theopolitan ]
     
    #50 Theopolitan, Aug 12, 2001
  11. SaggyWoman

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    ROFLOL!!!!!


    Boy, I want one like him!! LOL.
     
    #51 SaggyWoman, Aug 13, 2001
  12. KeeperOfMyHome

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    Ok, I'm supposed to not be on the BB this week, but I could not resist this one! I thought this was supposed to be a nice, clean place for Baptists to fellowship! And I don't think that is the kind of fellowship Mr. Webmaster had in mind when he started this board! :eek: ;) :D
     
    #52 KeeperOfMyHome, Aug 13, 2001
  13. Kathy

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    Awww...Saggy is just thinking out loud *hehe* Saggy...SHHHH! LoL

    Kathy
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    #53 Kathy, Aug 13, 2001
  14. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pastor Steve:
    It is hot enough for the pavement to melt here in Iowa. I saw a dog chasing a cat today and they were both walking.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    :eek: I tawt I taw a puddy tat! :eek:

    LoL
     
    #54 Kathy, Aug 14, 2001
  15. Kathy

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    Welcome to the Baptist Board, here you will find thought provoking, insightful, loving and kind banter between brothers and sisters in Christ...lets join a conversation in progress....

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NewBeliever:
    I am on a quest for the perfect chili dog. Anybody know where I can get it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by B. J. Halo:
    I don't believe you Americans eat dogs. What will be on your menu next, cats?! :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NewBeliever:
    We only use cats in Bologna, then you really can't taste em. :D :D :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Come and join us!

    LoL

    [​IMG] ;) :D
     
    #55 Kathy, Aug 30, 2001
  16. Barnabas H.

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    I protest! :eek: I protest! :eek: The above quotes were taken out of context! ;)
     
    #56 Barnabas H., Aug 30, 2001
  17. Kathy

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    [​IMG]
     
    #57 Kathy, Aug 30, 2001
  18. KeeperOfMyHome

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    Hey Kathy ~ Let's start this afresh so that we don't have to wade through 4 pages to get to the most recent "funny things"! [​IMG]
     
    #58 KeeperOfMyHome, Aug 30, 2001
  19. cotton

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    Since I got confirmation from Mr. Thomas, I simply HAD to post this!


    cotton
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    posted August 30, 2001 02:39 PM
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    Larry said:

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    And we have to answer questions about the Church being shut up to the Genitals
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    Whoa Nellie! I bet THAT hurt!!
    Sorry, I couldn't help myself!!


    Cotton


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    Posts: 15 | From: AL | Registered: Jul 2001

    Thomas Cassidy
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    posted August 30, 2001 04:54 PM
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    cotton, now THAT is "quote of the day" material! LOL!

    :D :D
     
    #59 cotton, Aug 31, 2001
  20. Bible Believing Bill

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    ALL RIGHT! I finally made Kathy's Funny Quotes thread! I guess that means you all really like me. You do like me don't you? ;)
     
    #60 Bible Believing Bill, Aug 31, 2001
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