Funny Sermon Titles?

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  1. drake13

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    What are some of your favorites?
     
  2. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    Haven't had the ... uh ... "privilege"? ... of sitting in on a sermon with a funny title, but I've heard of some.

    A Nude Dude in a Rude Mood: A sermon on the Gadarene Demoniac

    An address to Submarine Christians--those who surface Christmas and Easter!

    Get Off Your ... Donkey: The Story of the Good Samaritan.

    Are You Standing On The Promises or Sitting On The Premises?
     
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    You're So Vain, You Probably Think This Psalm is About You - Russell D. Moore
     
  4. TipofTheTongueTheology

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    My favorite...

    I titled one of my sermons "Robots and Rebels" to talk about how parents can influence their children to be fearful or rebellious.

    Respectfully, :thumbsup:
    Tip of the Tongue Theology
    http://tipofthetonguetheology.blogspot.com/
     
  5. Revmitchell

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    "Why a crooked Jew would climb a tree"
     
  6. Tom Butler

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    How to be Happy Though Married E. J. Daniels, evangelist.
     
  7. Tom Butler

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    One of my former pastors, Bro. Larry Tapp, preached a sermon titled
    "When Lefty Stuck it to Fatty."

    The text was Judges 3:12-30, the story of Eglon, the super-obese king of Moab, who conquered Israel.

    Ehud, a Benjamite, was left-handed, and plotted to assassinate Eglon. Through circumstances, he did, in Eglon's toilet, while Eglon was busy. Read this fascinating story to see what happened.
     
  8. church mouse guy

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    You have to be good for something or you are good for nothing.
     

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