Funny Signs!!!

On the door of a tire store:

"Invite us to your next blowout!"
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On a podiatrist's door:

"Time wounds all heels."
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On a plumber's truck:

"We repair what you 'fixed'!"
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In a non-smoking area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume that you are on fire and will take the appropriate action!"
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On a maternity room door:

"Push. Push. Push."
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On a optometrist's door:

"If you don't see what you are looking for, then you are in the right place."

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On a fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At a car dealership:

"The best way to get back on you feet?? Miss a car payment."
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At a muffler shop:

"No need to make an appointment. We hear you coming!"
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At a veterinarian's office:

"Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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In the yard of a funeral home:

"Please drive carefully. We'll wait."
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On the back of a septic tank truck:

"Caution - this vehicle is full of political promises."
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