Funny Signs!!!

Discussion in 'Clean Humor' started by Scarlett O., Nov 24, 2009.

  1. Scarlett O.

    Scarlett O.
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    May 22, 2002
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    On the door of a tire store:
    "Invite us to your next blowout!"

    On a podiatrist's door:
    "Time wounds all heels."

    On a plumber's truck:
    "We repair what you 'fixed'!"

    In a non-smoking area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume that you are on fire and will take the appropriate action!"
    On a maternity room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."
    On a optometrist's door:
    "If you don't see what you are looking for, then you are in the right place."

    On a fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
    At a car dealership:
    "The best way to get back on you feet?? Miss a car payment."
    At a muffler shop:
    "No need to make an appointment. We hear you coming!"
    At a veterinarian's office:
    "Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!"
    In the yard of a funeral home:
    "Please drive carefully. We'll wait."
    On the back of a septic tank truck:
    "Caution - this vehicle is full of political promises."

  2. SBCPreacher

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    May 30, 2006
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    Too funny! I especially liked the last one!

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