Geezer Text Codes

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  1. Tom Butler

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    Full credit for the following goes to a friend of mine, who posted this on Facebook. I admit to stealing them on behalf of the Baptist Board.

    ATD----At The Doctor
    BFF----Best Friend Fell
    BYOT--Bring Your Own Teeth
    FWIW--Forgot Where I Was
    GGPBL--Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
    GHA----Got Heartburn Again
    IMHO----Is My Hearing Aid On
    LMDO--Laughing My Dentures Out
    OMMR--On My Massage Recliner
    ROFLACGU--Rolling On Flood Laughting and Can't Get UP
    TTYL---Talk To You Louder
    HMU---Help Me Up
     
  2. abcgrad94

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    Those are great. So, when is someone going to invent the BIG BUTTON senior citizen cell phone. You know, one big enough that the old folks can actually see the letters well enough to text?
     
  3. preacher4truth

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    IHPFD = I Haven't P**ped for Days!!!!
     
  4. Barnabas H.

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    That is a great idea, for I have a problem seeing the letters on the "cell-keyboard...." never mind the punctuations, et all. :-(
     

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