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  1. givengrace

    givengrace
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    GEORGIAN............






    THINGS I HAVE LEARNED FROM LIVING IN GEORGIA



    Possums sleep in the middle of the road
    with their feet in the air.


    There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth
    and 4,998 live in Georgia



    There are 10,000 types of spiders. All
    10,000 live in Georgia, plus a couple no
    one's seen before.


    If it grows, it sticks; If it crawls, it bites.


    Onced and Twiced are words.


    It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy.


    People actually grow and eat okra.


    'Fixinto' is one word.


    There is no such thing as 'lunch.' There is
    only dinner and then supper.


    Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you
    start drinking it when you're two. We do like
    a little tea with our sugar!


    Backwards and forwards means 'I know
    everything about you.'


    DJeet is actually a phrase meaning
    'Did you eat?'


    You don't have to wear a watch because
    it doesn't matter what time it is. You work
    until you're done or it's too dark to see.


    You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.


    You measure distance in minutes.


    You'll probably have to switch from 'heat' to
    'A/C' in the same day.


    'Fix' is a verb. Example: 'I'm fixing to go
    to the store.'


    All the festivals across the state are named
    after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or
    animal.


    You install security lights on your house and
    garage and leave both unlocked.


    You carry jumper cables in your car . . .
    for your OWN car.


    There are only four spices: salt, pepper,
    Pepper Sauce and ketchup.


    The local papers cover national and
    international news on one page, but
    require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.


    The first day of deer season is a national
    holiday.


    100 degrees Fahrenheit is 'a little warm.'

    We have four seasons: Almost Summer,
    Summer, still Summer and Christmas.


    Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time
    known as 'goin' Wal-martin' or
    off to 'Wally World.'


    A cool snap (below 70 degrees) is good
    pinto-bean weather.


    A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola
    or pop. . . . it's a Coke, regardless of brand
    or flavor. Example: 'What kinda coke you want?'


    Fried catfish is the other white meat.


    We don't need no stinking driver's ed . . .
    if our mama says we can drive, we can drive.

    If you understand these jokes please forward them to your friends from Georgia (and those who just wish they were).


    EVERYONE can't be a Georgian; it takes talent.
    You might say it's an art form or a gift from God!
     
  2. Carolina Baptist

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    You can look it up in the Bible.
    When they fasted they broke their fast ..... Breakfast
    They dined ........................................... Dinner
    They supped ......................................... Supper

    They didn't do lunch. :thumbs: :laugh: :thumbs:
     

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