Get your casket at Walmart!

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    But what kind of guarentee do they give?

    Also, can it be returned after the rapture, opps I mean time of transformation. :saint:
     
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    Are they gonna offer a free McDonald's medium size soda or slushy with purchase?
    Cuz that would seal it for me.

    (and to be honest, I'd hope nobody would waste money on a casket for me. It's bad enough that I've had to claw my way around the edge of the box trying not to live in it...let me be outside the box in death!)
     
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    Costco has had an entire funeral lineup for years. CLICK HERE
     
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    madre is having me cremated and put in an hourglass. On Sunday morning she can flip me over and let me run for an hour.
     
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    My wifey is gonna have me "stuffed" just like Roy Rogers did to Trigger!!!!
     
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    My wife has been stuffing me for years. I guess she is just getting me ready for the same.
     
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    I can just see someone going site-to-store to pick up their coffin. I wonder if someone will help them carry it out to the car?
     
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    I am pleased to see that most of them say that they are "Made in USA". I think I would go for the packing box they are delivered in tho' as we are into recycling.
     

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