Gunshot to the Head

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  1. Revmitchell

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    Feb 18, 2006
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    Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
    > and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
    > groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the
    > driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with
    > both hands behind the back of her head.
    > He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
    > Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.
    > He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot
    > in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an
    > hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car
    > because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands
    > from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a
    > wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
    > canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded
    > like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
    > When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
    > thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
    > recovered.
    > Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could
    > all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and
    > the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's
    > fault.
  2. Amy.G

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    Sep 25, 2006
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    HA! :laugh:

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