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Haiku #02

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by I Am Blessed 24, Oct 29, 2007.

  1. SaggyWoman

    SaggyWoman Active Member

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    My eyes are tearing
    I hate to see it go now
    All things come to end.
     
  2. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    We can keep it going
    We don't need SFIC
    We are very good :)
     
  3. SaggyWoman

    SaggyWoman Active Member

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    One of the best, yes,
    is S F I C Haiku.
    We need him for now.
     
  4. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Snow is on the ground
    The wind is blowing real strong
    Spring, please do come soon
     
  5. standingfirminChrist

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    Sue! I am broken
    Your words have caused me sorrow
    And now, I shall cry.

    ROFL
     
  6. standingfirminChrist

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    As I went to church
    A pillar of smoke rose high
    Someone call for help!
     
  7. standingfirminChrist

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    Black umbrellas turned
    inside out by the high wind
    Bobby pins hold hair.
     
  8. Magnetic Poles

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    Transfats clog your heart.
    High fructose corn syrup bad.
    What is left to eat?
     
  9. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    (Awwww, Ron, we loves ya!)

    Buy fruits and veggies
    No spinach, thins the blood
    Salads are healthy
     
  10. standingfirminChrist

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    Eat healthy, no fat
    Walk to keep the bod in shape
    Die anyway... Ha!
     
  11. standingfirminChrist

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    All is vanity
    Nothing new under the sun
    The preacher cries out
     
  12. standingfirminChrist

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    Haiku! Bless You! No
    That was not a sneeze, my friend
    Well, Gesundheit then!
     
  13. Magnetic Poles

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    Tomorrow they come
    To take all the trash away.
    Place it by the curb.
     
  14. standingfirminChrist

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    Trash delivery
    Is done ev'ry pick up day
    Where my brother lives.

    Beaufort, SC. No more than two bags allowed. So the men get out of truck and pick up extra bags and deliver to fronts of houses that only have one bag or none. (Seen it myself, or I would not have believed it). Then, they go back to truck and pick up all trash on the curbs. ROFL
     
  15. Magnetic Poles

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    Amazing, isn't it? LOL

    South Carolina,
    Evenly distributed
    trash to every house.
     
  16. standingfirminChrist

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    Attend school twelve years
    Learn how to deliver trash
    In your neighborhood.
     
  17. Magnetic Poles

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    Lay's Potato Chips
    Nobody can eat just one
    Marketing haiku!
     
  18. standingfirminChrist

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    True junk food junkie
    Found dead among sweets and snacks
    Ah... Twinkie Heaven!
     
  19. Magnetic Poles

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    Mild or wild spicy,
    Buffalo wings, tasty snack.
    Dunk in bleu cheese dip.
     
  20. standingfirminChrist

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    How do they ever
    Get that buffalo airborne?
    The wings are too small!
     
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