Happy New Year

Discussion in '2006 Archive' started by hillclimber1, Dec 27, 2006.

  1. hillclimber1

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    I'm seeing a lot of us neglecting to capitalize our Lords name. Any time it appears it should be capitalized. Such as in Christmas.

    Happy New Year.
     
  2. Daisy

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    Hows about in "christen"?

    Some of us don't know a possessive from a plural. And don't forget the pronouns!

    Happy New Year!
     
  3. ASLANSPAL

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    There's a new Law in town...it's the inappropriate L policeman


    This has got to be the one of the funniest posts of 2006! hill you have fell into the humor pit on this one...lets see...........:smilewinkgrin:
    [​IMG]The BB would like to announce our new deputy, Barney hillclimber as our new "Police the l and L of the Baptist Board" in his new duties he will inspect every post for inappropriate l's and L's the offending party will be given a ban of up to 10 years until he or she can recite the Nicene Creed backwards and forwards in Greek...please welcome hillclimber in his new position as he does the lords work watching over jot and titl.

    Sincerely the tooth-fairy



    Reenactment:
    hey you! nip it! that looks a little pagan ...thatll be 10 years and Nicene creed test in Greek....but officer we were just talking about Jack Lords acting abilities on Hawaii Five O....nip it! nip it! nip it!


    Now even if you start a sentence talking about Star Wars as in ....Lord Darth Vader was evil.....you will be banned for 10 years and must recite the Nicene Creed forwards and backwards.... or talking about the history of Lord Mountbatten....or talking English lit as in Little Lord Fauntleroy....God forbid if you talk about the "Lord of the Flies" ...yes 10 year ban and out of the kindness of deputy 'L and l" policeman a copy of the Nicene creed in Greek for you to study and ponder on for 10 years.


    The ultimate sin would be in review of Lord of the Rings movie...as in posing a question .

    What would the lord think of Lord of the Rings? [​IMG]

    now this would be more than a ban it would require a Scarlett "L" be stitched into your forehead so you would never ever forget your sin.
     
  4. DeeJay

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  5. hillclimber1

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    You are right Daisy. There are probably others as well.
     
  6. hillclimber1

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    It's a good thing I'm a fairly mature Christian, or this power you give me over you, might go to my head. Happy New Year.

    what's a titl.?
     

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