Have yourself a merry tiny Christmas

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  1. tinytim

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    Ok, brothers and sisters in Christ.. we are taking up an offering...

    So dig deep, and sow that seed in a Christmas gift for Tinytim...

    Here is Tiny's Christmas wish...

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,447948,00.html

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    Just PM me and I will forward you where you need to send the money..
     
  2. donnA

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    Just wait around for redistribution of wealth Tim, and maybe obama will give you one, of someone else's.
     
  3. SaggyWoman

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    Send me your fax number, and I will fax you a couple hundred.
     
  4. blackbird

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    What 'chu talkin', DonnA

    You ain't got yo check yet??

    Why, Obama is so fast----Blackbird got his in the mail today----undisclosed amount of US "Govern-ment" with a note that explained "You had it comin'------and I'm gonna keep it comin'!!!!"---yo bro, Obama

    Blackbird is beginnin' to like socialized disbursments of wealth----all in ten's, twenty's, and "Big Heads"

    He told me to tell you---------yo's in the mail soon!!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  5. Jon-Marc

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    When Obama redistributes the wealth, I hope he sends enough my way to pay off all my bills. After that I will definitely change my opinion of him. :laugh:
     
  6. tinytim

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    OK... OK... Can we talk about me, and what I want for Christmas!!! lol

    How many pledges can I get?
    Come on.... $1000, $100...$50... After all, it is just money, and If I don't get it.. .OBAMA will!...

    And I deserve it more than he does!

    And if you act now, I will throw in a little bobblehead doll.

    For a $20,000 donation, you will receive an engraved plaque... 100% real environmentally friendly wood!

    So, help the environment.. help a friend... help Santa... and keep your money from Obama... give it to me!
     
  7. ktn4eg

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    I've got all of you po folks beat!

    The other day my axepectations over how da guv'ment would bail me out were exceeded far beyond my wildest dreams when I done gut in da mail this here package from Uncle Sugar.

    After wildly tossing all dem der styrofoam peanuts all over da place, what did I find?

    Why, it was nothing less than (although damaged ah hole lot & reeking of salt water and covered over with lotsa dem der Bar Knee Calls) a bucket that was inscribed with these letters --

    S. S. TITANIC

    Now, I'm a telling yah, y'all just wait and see how much this here bucket my Uncle Suger done give me is gonna get me on dah EEEEE Bay!

    Whoooppeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Oh.....sorry der Sister Goldberg!) :tonofbricks:
     
  8. donnA

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    thats is hillarious:laugh:
     
  9. abcgrad94

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    In the spirit of Christian charity, I have kindly volunteered my services (free of charge) to act as tinytims personal Christmas fund financial secretary. If you truly have brotherly love in your heart, you will pm me and I will handle all donations for him. This way each donor's name and the amount given will be kept annonomous and he will never know who donated the Monopoly money or the expired grocery coupons.
     
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    Engineered by the same folks that brought us the Omni, Horizon, K-Car, stick tranny Caravans, Dynasty........

    Now you want a very, very merry tiny Christmas y'all need to raise your expectations

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    Sing along now.....

    I'm dreaming of a '59 Eldorado Christmas....
     
  11. LeBuick

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    I thought you should have done the standard Pastor offering plea...

    Now here's a place in the forum where you all can participate etc...

    You can't beat God's giving, the more you give the more he gives to you...
     

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