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Discussion in '2004 Archive' started by Cix, Aug 23, 2004.

  1. robycop3

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    I am KGVO!(King George III Version Only) 'Twerent for KG III, there'd been no American Revolution and we'd all be speaking/writing in Slobbovian.

    Its OT is made from the ONLY true OT text...The Mastodon text, written in Lilliputian cunieform, while the NT is made from the carthaginian mss, discovered in 1734 in the offices of the Square One Wheel Co, the official sponsor of the Rome 500 chariot race.

    AINT NUFFIN LAHK DE GOOD OLE KGV!
     
  2. Pastor KevinR

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    The new and improved KJV: NKJV [​IMG] ;) [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  3. Dr. Bob

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    My Uncle 'Zeke used to preach:
     
  4. David J

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    Black leather or red? Which is inspired? Thats what you apostate HCSB users ask time and time again! LOL....

    One thing you might want to consider is what printer was used to print the bible. Some printers are evil!

    Only trust the Zondervan printers used to print the perfect NASB 1995!

    The perfect bible:

    Zondervan Life Application NASB 1995 Black leather
    in paragraph form with NO RED INK!

    http://www.zondervanbibles.com/0310900956.htm

    oh no.....

    1+9+9+5=24
    minus
    1
    minus
    9
    minus
    7
    minus
    7

    equal= 0

    YIKES! This is proof the the 1977 NASB is bad! When you take 1977 from the inspired year of 1955 it equals zero!

    Stick with the 1995 NASB!
     
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    </font>[/QUOTE]Now, do you honestly think anyone would mock a version of the Bible that has been instrumental in leading millions, thousands or even one person to Christ? ;) Seems like there is only one group that does that and the shall remain nameless (KJVO) :eek: Ooops! I slipped! :D

    AVL1984
     
  6. rsr

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    But which version of the Vulgate, Dr. Bob? Are you JVO (Jerome Vulgate Only?)
     
  7. EaglewingIS4031

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    OK C4K, there is still hope for the Geneva which is also one of my favorites because it was the Bible of the Puritans. You said
    Now follow this Math:
    The digital sum of 1600 or 2005 = 7
    7 = the number of perfect completion
    So bibles that are completed closest to a year with a digital sum of 7 are the complete and perfect Word of God!

    Therefore the Geneva in 1599 and the HCSB in 2004 qualify.
    Now stay with me don't get lost!!

    Here is the problem the digital sum of 2004 is 6
    Which is imperfect causing a slight percevable imperfection in the HCSB.
    So you have to go to the version that was completed nearest to 2005 other than the HCSB which is the ESV of 2001.

    Now stay with me don't get lost!!
    The Digital sum of 2001 = 3 which is the # of persons in the Trinity. Which makes the ESV perfect.
    So if you multiply this 3 times the perfect # 7
    you get 21.
    And if you multiply 3 times the 4 in your name.
    or 3 X the digital sum of IS Ch. 40 in my name which = 4, or 3 X the digital sum of v. 31 also in my name which is also 4.
    You get 12.
    If you add 12 to the 21 you get 33.
    Which is the age of the savior at the time of his death and resurection.
    Now the digital sum of 33 = 6
    the digital sum of 2004 = 6
    thus proving once again that the HCSB is the perfect Word of God and that the digital sum of the year is only a percieved imperfection.
    Now stay with me don't get lost!!
    As for the Geneva of 1599
    The digital sum of the yeart is not 6 BUT the digital root is 6. it has the same digital root as 2004.
    Digital roots occur when you add a number's digits until you get a single digit.
    1599
    1 + 5 + 9 + 9 = 24 then 2 + 4 = 6 the digital root
    Now ergo 6 is not an imperfection because the digital root of 33 is also 6.

    Therefore this mathimaticaly and logicaly proves that the ESV, HCSB, and the Geneva are all the Word of God! If you take it on faith. :rolleyes:

    Eaglewing! [​IMG]
     
  8. HankD

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    The Sixtine version of the Latin Vulgate is the Only Vulgate, The Clementine has the Johannine Comma REMOVED (by Byzantine scribes!) and is seriously flawed!

    HankD
     
  9. Dr. Bob

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    Oh the unenlightened cannot even get the simplest LVO truths correct. :rolleyes:

    It is NOT "Jerome" but Hieronymus. I understand only his closest friends called him Jerry.

    Latin was the common language of the western Roman Empire, and there were already many Latin versions of the Scriptures in circulation. These, however, varied greatly in accuracy and readability. Pope Damasus wanted Hieronymus to revise the translation of the Gospels and the Psalms. In revising the Psalms, in Rome, Jerome used the Septuagint text.

    Afte returning to Bethlehem and lodging in a cave next to the cave where Jesus had been born (I been in Hieronymus' lodging; truly an awesome experience)he devoted himself to translate the Old Testament Bible from the Hebrew into Latin. His work was accompanied by the prayer that his Latin translation might speak the truth of God as clearly and powerfully as the original Hebrew or Greek.

    Hieronymus' Latin translation steadily increased in importance in the following centuries. He had stood at the twilight of the ancient world and had prepared the Scriptures which would be used throughout the dawning of a New Era. Latin was the universal language of Europe during these years, and Hieronymus' translation of the Scriptures into the common tongue became the Vulgate (or common) Bible. For ten centuries the phrases of the Vulgate shaped the liturgy of the church as well as Europe's theology, literature, and law.

    When Wycliffe translated the Bible into English and Luther translated it into German, they translated from Hieronymus' Latin Vulgate!
     
  10. michelle

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    LOL - You've all convinced me - but I think I think I've found a more recent version that truly speaks the modern language. Cliff Notes came out with a new version in Jan '03. This is truly the language that will reach the younger and next generations of scholars.
     
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    Hiya sis! [​IMG] You know what?! I've thought about this all day long too, and I'm fully convinced to switch! :eek: I mean, I'm tired of walking in the old paths where is the good way, ya know? So I'm chunking my "straight stick" after 50 years of faithfulness. ;)

    Thanks to all who have shown me the light. Wow!!! I'll NEVER be the same again! [​IMG] ...now let me see WHICH one I'll switch to; there's sooo many to choose from... :rolleyes:
     
  12. michelle

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    I'll tell you, I haven't been able to get through the HCSB yet (way too many three syllable words like "beginning"). But these Cliff Notes are great - The Gospel Accounts are covered in 3 pages. I got through them before McDonalds could get my kids' Happy Meals ready at the drive through. I'm gonna miss the old KJVO label and all that goes with it - I can't see too much debate over the 3000 words of my CNB.

    Love in JC,

    (I'm following the Cliff Note beliefs now and omitting the "Lord and Savior" since it's does not affect the doctrine or spirit of my closing)
     
  13. Eutychus

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    I need to know, did "Lo, How A Rose, Er Blooming" also come from the Vulgate?
    :confused:

    For the past 7 years that tune has been stuck in my head every waking hour. It's even better than "Plop, plop, Fizz, fizz..." that used to play continously in my noggin for years.
    :cool:
     
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    you all wanna know the real scary part?

    everyone who posted in this thread, have access to cars.

    Think of that, the the next time you pass a Baptist Church!

    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    [​IMG]
     
  15. HankD

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    Hey, there's a new on: Cliff Notes Version Only (CNVO).

    Hmm, I wonder if they have a Greek and Hebrew edition.
     
  16. Dr. Bob

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    As long as the CNV (Cliff Note Version) is on line. Can't see them ever BUYING a &gt;&gt;gasp&lt;&lt; book!
     
  17. HankD

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    And the all time favorite LVO hymn: Te Deum laudamus

    Can be heard here: http://www.angelfire.com/md/Orastie/Tedeum.html

    Sing along if you wish: (Latin or English):

    http://www.fact-index.com/t/te/te_deum.html


    HankD
     
  18. HankD

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    I was going to say that the Te Deum is best sung before a roaring fireplace but that's just a little bit too gross.

    HankD
     
  19. Ed Edwards

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    (seriously)

    Romans 10:9 (HCSB = The Holman Christian Standard Bible)

    if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord,"
    and believe in your heart that God raised Him from
    the dead, you will be saved.


    The message is still plain and simple and Christocentric.
    And has been from 33AD to 2004 AD (1,971 years later).

    [​IMG]
     
  20. BornBaptist

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    Uhmmm Cliff Notes? I don't get it, buy a book, jump over a cliff? or??? I'm a simple man now, help me out here...

    :confused:

    &lt;Scratching head&gt;
     
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