Home Remedies

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  1. SaggyWoman

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    home remedies

    these really work!!

    1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

    2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

    3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins.
    remember to use a timer.

    4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    5. If you have a bad cough, take an extra large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

    6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape.
    if it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem .

    Daily thought:
    Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs
     
  2. mcdirector

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    Oh my goodness!
     
  3. abcgrad94

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    Somebody is really creative! LOL!
     
  4. kyredneck

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    I would like to comment on home remedy #2:

    Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

    I have found that all complaints from the females about having to put the toilet seat down after use by the males ceases if the males will simply refrain from lifting the toilet seat to begin with. :)
     
  5. Spinach

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    Unfortunately I was taking a drink of Coke when I read #2.

    and

    just as I was choking on the fizz, I read #5.

    Now I'm choking and laughing at the same time.
     

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