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Homonym Story

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Salty, Oct 7, 2010.

  1. Gwyneth

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    had flew sum ears ago had a horrid thyme of it.
     
  2. Gwyneth

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    sowing tonight.....wore nowt.:sleeping_2:
     
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  3. David Lamb

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    Sew? Jest because yore tyred, knead yew inn form us awl?
     
  4. Gwyneth

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    not tyred now , still sowing, may bee kneading and bay king bred later for sand witches tomorrow.
     
  5. David Lamb

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    Eye think you S reeders Mae not get "tyred" - fourth M, the coverings on car weals R spelt the same as being warn owt!
     
  6. Gwyneth

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    Sowing wind oh seat for neigh bore in shopping sent err.... hope two Finnish two night :praying:.
     
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    Just had to post this here...

    I'm bummed out. I was headed to see my favorite impressionist, but i was unable to make my Van Gogh.
     
  8. David Lamb

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    Sorry to be "serious" in a light-hearted thread, but which words are the homonyms? I bet it's something obvious, but ...... ahh yes!! I've just remembered that although most Brits pronounce the artist's name as "Van Goff", you Americans say "Van Go"! :BangHead:

    Apparently, both are wrong. I came across this description of how the Dutch artist's name should be pronounced:

    In fact, most Dutch people pronounce his surname along the lines of vun KHOKH (-v as in vet, -u as in bun, -kh as in Scottish loch) or fun KHOKH (-f as in fit, -u as in bun, -kh as in Scottish loch).
     
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    Hey, it's not often I get to teach an across-the-pond neighbor anything about culture. Happy to oblige. :thumbs: :D
     
  10. Gwyneth

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    the frost has kilt my van, and it won`t goch (American pronunciation / Scottish skirt ):smilewinkgrin:
     
  11. Gwyneth

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    warn out! !!!
     
  12. Salty

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    After I ran real fast, I pants
     
  13. Gwyneth

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    :sleep:I was sew tyred yes today.:sleep:
     
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    It didn't take me two long too realize that most politicians tell reel lies.
     
  15. David Lamb

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    Perhaps those politicians Imogen that by the thyme people no the truth, the said politicians will bee long passed there cell buy date. "Lyres? not us," they mite say.
     
  16. Gwyneth

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    go in four tee, vary Thursday :wavey:
    may have a biz kit or too a swell:laugh:
     
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    Then when Friday comes, we'll get ready to half sum fun over the weak-end!
     
  18. Gwyneth

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    Aisle bee two tyred four fun at the weak end, bean a busy lay dee late lee.
     
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    Wee herd sum cows to pastor and boy did it reign and reign until it feeled the pond clear fool to almost flooding stage. But all was whale, because we had a grate teem with us!
     
  20. Gwyneth

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    sounds like a whale of a thyme.:laugh:
     
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