Hot and Dry Jokes

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  1. Dr. Bob

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    With the heat wave and drought, we ought to find something to laugh about. Any good jokes?

    It's so dry in Oklahoma that the Baptists are starting to Baptize by sprinkling . .

    The Methodists are using wet-wipes . .

    The Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks . . and

    The Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water



     
  2. Amy.G

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    It was so hot my cab driver was wearing an oscillating turban.
     
  3. Tom Butler

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    Here's a moldy golden oldie:

    It it so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
     
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    I heard it was so hot and dry in Texas they are checking the catfish for ticks.:laugh:
     
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    It's so hot here, my chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs!
     

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