How do you know ..............

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  1. Crabtownboy

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    Q: How do you know when a man's going to say something intelligent?

    A: He starts his sentence with "My wife told me... ."
     
  2. Carolina Baptist

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    Q: What do you do if a woman's watch breaks?
    A: Nothing - There's a clock on the kitchen stove.
     
  3. Alcott

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    No wonder we haven't been seeing you start yours that way, boy.
     

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