How to be Donald Trump in your daily life. Simply say you can do it, that you're the best, that others are failures, that you're going to make everything great. (Just like he's going to say in the 2nd debate tonight.) Examples: 1. Husband asks wife: "Honey, when are we going to eat?" Wife (as Trump): "Who needs to eat? Only wimps need to eat. I can go days without eating, I do it all the time....nobody can go as long as I can without eating. But you just know--you can believe it--when I decide to make supper it's going to be the best food you've ever tasted. Because I'm great at cooking." 2. Wife asks husband: "When are you going to change the oil in my car?" Husband: "Don't worry, I can make that happen. No one can do it as well as I can. I do this sort of thing all the time, and I'll do it again. Believe me, you'll see your oil changed very soon." 3. Wife asks husband: "Interest rates are low and are probably going to go up. Do you think we should refinance the house?" Husband: "I'm a whiz at financial matters. I'm a thousandaire. Even if they raise interest rates I'll negotiate a lower one than what the bank is offering because I'm the best negotiator ever. I could write a book about negotiating. Do you know any of your friend's husbands that can say that? Believe me, when it's time to act on a refi mortgage, I'll get it done! 4. Husband (to wife): "Have you seen the Johnson's vegetable garden? Wow. Wife: "Don't worry. Johnson's vegetable garden isn't that great. Have you seen her tomatoes? Yuck! My garden will be the best in the state. My tomatoes have been better than the Johnson's, my green beans better than the Anderson's, and my squash is better than the Smith's. I'm going to make our garden great again, you just watch. I've done this before and I can do it again!