How to restore Baptist brotherhood on the BB

Discussion in 'Baptist Theology & Bible Study' started by Gabriel Elijah, Jan 13, 2011.

  1. Gabriel Elijah

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    Since there are certain theological topics that cause much division among Baptist brothers on the BB—I think I’ve come up with a solution--
    I think the BB just needs to start their own football team to restore our Baptist comradery! I use to play wide receiver/strong safety in college & luke & p4t look like some opposing d-line men. Webdog would make a good running back/fullback & I’m sure we can find an ex-qb on here somewhere! (we could even put dr bob on the o-line) Tha BB football team—while that might not solve our soteriological differences—it would at least let us put them aside while we beat up on other denominations—showing them which Christian branch is more manly-lol-;)
     
  2. Salty

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    Well, what about me :tear:

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  3. Gabriel Elijah

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    Hahaha- :laugh: I’m sorry dear brother-will have try outs & see where we can use ya-
     
  4. Amy.G

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    What about us girls?

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    Oh....Water Boy!
     
  6. Gabriel Elijah

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    Hey we’re gonna need some cheerleaders! Or maybe even some could start 4 us—I’ve known some pretty athletic girls in my time—who I’d be scared to line up against-:smilewinkgrin:
     
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    I can do that!


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    I'll play tailback.

    I'll start to run out on the field, and the coach will yell, "RBELL!! Get your TAIL BACK to the bench!"
     
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    My natural position is WR, and I did play some safety, too, and was the 3rd string QB, so I can fill in there if need be. I'm probably closer to a fullback / TE size now, though.

    I was also the gunner on special teams :D

    Would we be called the "Giants" (either man or angel) :laugh:
     
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    Just thought of something:

    There's probably no way to do this fairly.

    If you put too many of us from the state of Alabama on the same team, there won't be any sense in playing...I can't remember the last time we didn't win a championship...

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    Oh Please! Be more creative! How 'bout the name Nephilim.

    :)
     
  12. rbell

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    Already got the first cheer...

    "Two, Four, Six, Eight...
    ...Let's defeat the reprobates!"
     
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    You joined Amy's cheer squad?! :eek:
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  14. Gabriel Elijah

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    Very very very very good point!-lol-:laugh:
     
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    Hahaha—r u a mind reader—that’s exactly the name I was thinking of---or 4 ur sake Web we’d just go by tha Sethites—not as scary or biblically accurate—but more logically perceivable---so I guess it will have to do-;)
     
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    This could be Amy and Luke

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    Actually, the Big 10 just took my suggestions for their conferences...the Leaders and the Legends :D
     
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    Place kicker, I'm good for 3 points from any place on the table....... We are talking about paper/table football..... aren't we? :thumbsup:
     
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    I go 280 and can bench over 400... Who do I get to hurt? :love2:
     
  20. Earth Wind and Fire

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    Congrats....your the new center. Protect your quarterback. LOL
     

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