I Am A Seenager!

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  1. tyndale1946

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    I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
    I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
    I don't have to go to school or work.
    I get an allowance every month.
    I have my own pad.
    I don't have a curfew.
    I have a driver's license and my own car.
    And I don't have acne.


    Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.

    Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

    Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do humans take longer to access information when their brains are full.

    Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

    I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.

    If you too are a Seenager like me now you know the benefits of being one!... Brother GlenBiggrin
     
  2. Kevin

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    I know the answer to this.... I just can't remember what it is, and I'm only 42....I'm doomed
     

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