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I just realized something!

Discussion in 'Political Debate & Discussion' started by church mouse guy, Sep 20, 2014.

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  1. church mouse guy

    church mouse guy Well-Known Member
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    I Just Realized Something:

    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
    He has his food prepared for him.
    His meals are provided at no cost to him.
    He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.
    For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
    He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
    If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
    He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
    He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
    He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
    All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
    I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~

    MY dog is a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT!
     
    #1 church mouse guy, Sep 20, 2014
  2. Rippon

    Rippon Well-Known Member
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    It depends. I think he may be a lot nicer than liberal Democrats. Does he whine much? Does he practice deceit? Does he appreciate you --his benefactor? I think a nice dog is a better deal even if you give him so many things free of charge.
     
    #2 Rippon, Sep 20, 2014
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    What a terrible thing to say about your dog!

    My dog greeted me expectantly at the door with a happy wag and kiss when I arrived home after a hard day's work – liberal democrats denigrate and vilify those who care for them.

    My dog kept my feet warm on cold winter nights - liberal democrats want to tax the fuel that keeps my feet warm.

    My dog killed the varmints in the yard - liberal democrats are the varmints in the yard.

    Rob
     
    #3 Deacon, Sep 20, 2014
  4. just-want-peace

    just-want-peace Well-Known Member
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    So far, all posts ----- AMEN!! :laugh::thumbs::saint:
     
    #4 just-want-peace, Sep 20, 2014
  5. poncho

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    He's only doing what you trained him to do.
     
    #5 poncho, Sep 21, 2014
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