And I'm ordering a Hebrew National Frank on a bun, with cheese. I want them to put cheese on it, and I don't care if it violates their faith. I don't want fake cheese, either. Or goat cheese, or anything else they might serve in Israel, or anywhere else in Absurdistan. I want a slice of American White Cheese on my dog. And next I might try a Muslim place, I could order a BLT with a frosty mug of Beck's Beer. And in both places I'm singing "On Christ the solid rock I stand. All other ground is sinking sand. All other ground is sinking sand" before I eat. Loudly. They must accomodate. Who's with me ?