In The Dog House

Discussion in '2005 Archive' started by Maverick, Mar 22, 2005.

  1. Maverick

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    I'll probably get fussed at for this message. I seem to get a lot of that here, which is why I am not here often.

    Anyway, if you are a small church in the Dallas area I am willing to hold a revival for free and will be glad to supply your pulpit if the pastor is sick or needs to be out of town. Also, I finally did it. I am an ORG now so if it won't create a mushroom cloud would you look at my site in my profile? I am still working on it, but I reckon it will be an ongoing project. Thank you kindly, he said, as he ducked the grenades.
     
  2. Melanie

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    Pardon my ignorance, but are you implying that you are an unemployed minister of religion?????
     
  3. blackbird

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    Maverick??? What in the world is an "ORG"??

    Bro. David
     
  4. Servent

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    I beleve it refers to his website dot ORG
     
  5. csmith

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    I thought it was an Old Retired Grandpa--seriously.
     
  6. exscentric

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    "I'll probably get fussed at for this message. I seem to get a lot of that here, which is why I am not here often."

    Looks like you might be right :)

    That is the sloppppyist excuse for a website that I have ever ..... DIDN'T want you to be disappointed.

    Looks sharp and a lot of work already poured into it. Keep up the good work.
     
  7. Maverick

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    Shucks, I only got moved instead of "blessed out." Shazam. I figured I broke at least 30 rules. I must be slipping.

    No, I am more than employed. I work FT as a Geek and I'm a bivocational Associate Pastor. The fact that I am well cared for has led me to offer my services to small churches. A lot of folks won't come to a church unless they are promised a fix "love offering" or they charge a fee. That can be tough on small churches that want revivals or need a fellow to stand in on a Sunday and can't afford the top guns or even a cap gun. ;) My pappy was a pistol so I'm a son of a gun and I'm willing to come for free within the commuting distance of Dallas.

    Now, if you want me in FL or VA, you might have to provide air fare and at least some tins of tuna and a place in the garage. ;)
     
  8. Bartimaeus

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    Bro Maverick
    Keep on the Firin' Line. Web site looks great!
    Thanks --------Bart
     
  9. Gwyneth

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    Hi Maverick ......... we could do with you over here .......... the air fare would be a bit steep, though [​IMG]
    Keep up the good work.
    Gwyneth
     

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