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  1. Salty

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    Found this on someone's page

    When I said I wanted to be a comedian, they all laughed at me. Well, they're not laughing now!

    I'm still thinking about this.
     
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    "Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid." -Rodney Dangerfield.
     
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    The ear is the center of all relationships. Listening is the beginning and the end.

    - Henry Winkler
    commenting on his 1978 marriage to Stacey - his first and only wife!
     
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    I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. -- Unknown Comic
     

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