Is America's Identity as a Largely Protestant Nation Ending?

I understand TS is a secret Catholic.....so secret he doesnt know.....but we know who knows (pssst, dont we?)

Here is a test....when you walk past a church, do you cross your self?

do you write JM&J on the blackboard when giving a presentation an/or say it when shocked or puzzled?

Do you believe in works (if you do keep that to yourself thanks)

Do you feel so guilty after a trist that you say 2 our fathers & 3 hail mary's

Any funny crosses (with a body) on your person.

Do you genuflect before entering & leaving a church pew?

Does your church pew have kneeler's?

 

That's pretty confusing.

No, I haven't. Are you supposed to?

What's JM&J? Is that like PB&J?

I try to tell my wife that we don't believe in works which is why I stay away from the "Honey Do" list. It doesn't fly very well.

I've never had a trist. However, If I were to have a trist I wouldn't feel guilty about it because Its one of the many sins that were already forgiven me when I accepted Jesus. I might even boast about it.

I never had a tatoo. I tend to stay away from Identifying marks.

Back Row Baptist here. I conviently leave before the offering plate gets passed around. However, I'm set up in pay pal so I guess it doesn't really matter.

No but they have a step in front of the podium which people use for that purpose during the invitation period. Where does that place me?

 

Good point.

 

I dont see Mother Cabrini or a Cardinal Spellman......maybe Shecky Greene or Charles Nelson Reilly. Here is a pie chart on the next slide that shows your real vs developed theological personality.

 

BTW......JM&J is Jesus, Mary & Joseph pre Vad 2; OK.