You tell me? And if you have a good, clean story to share, please pass along some "Good soul medicine!" :thumbsup: Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!" Silence followed. You could hear a pin drop! Anxiety was high through first class and coach! Then, several moments later, for what seemed like forever to those in the back of the plane, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled......."For the luvva Jaysus......you should see the back of mine!"