1. Welcome to Baptist Board, a friendly forum to discuss the Baptist Faith in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to all the features that our community has to offer.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon and God Bless!

It comes to mind

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by SaggyWoman, Jan 21, 2013.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Top Posters
Page 15 of 17
  1. convicted1

    convicted1 Guest

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2007
    Messages:
    9,012
    Likes Received:
    28
    T'other day a bum asked me for a dollar. I told him in Kansas, I know a man who takes care of people and would employ him so that he could clean up. Be looking for him anytime....

    You can smell him before you see him....

    He seemed kinda crazy, but I thought he'd fit in with you....
     
    #281 convicted1, Jul 21, 2014
  2. convicted1

    convicted1 Guest

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2007
    Messages:
    9,012
    Likes Received:
    28
    You know, a while back, seeing that I am fed up with the democrats, and have zero interest of becoming a republicant again, I tried to restart the Whig party. I went to Kansas City, KS to start a national convention. Apparently there was a mixup. The only ones who showed up were Dolly Parton, RuPaul, and Elvira, Mistress of the dark....they thought it was the Wig, and not the Whig, party.
     
    #282 convicted1, Jul 21, 2014
  3. thisnumbersdisconnected

    thisnumbersdisconnected New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2013
    Messages:
    8,448
    Likes Received:
    0
    How will I be able to tell the difference between him and any number of people making up half my caseload?

    And I wondered why Dolly's limo was at the Ritz-Carlton the other day. The only decent motel in KCK that had previously been on the Mobil Travelers' Guide lost it's listing when half the letters went missing off the sign after the last wind storm.
     
    #283 thisnumbersdisconnected, Jul 21, 2014
  4. Carolina Baptist

    Carolina Baptist Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2003
    Messages:
    2,031
    Likes Received:
    1
    Went to Pigeon Forge a few years ago. I was amazed at how many waitresses tried to look like Dolly P.
     
    #284 Carolina Baptist, Jul 26, 2014
  5. thisnumbersdisconnected

    thisnumbersdisconnected New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2013
    Messages:
    8,448
    Likes Received:
    0
    ::: Flashback to old episodes of "Friends" with Monica working in a 50s theme restaurant and having to wear giants fake ones -- and join the other waitresses and their fakes for a song and dance number on the bar every hour on the hour :::
     
    #285 thisnumbersdisconnected, Jul 26, 2014
  6. Carolina Baptist

    Carolina Baptist Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2003
    Messages:
    2,031
    Likes Received:
    1
    I think I am the only one who has never seen an entire episode of Friends.
     
    #286 Carolina Baptist, Jul 26, 2014
  7. convicted1

    convicted1 Guest

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2007
    Messages:
    9,012
    Likes Received:
    28
    Friends? Oh....they're the ones who show uo when you have $$$ and leave when it's gone...
     
    #287 convicted1, Jul 28, 2014
  8. thisnumbersdisconnected

    thisnumbersdisconnected New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2013
    Messages:
    8,448
    Likes Received:
    0
    Those aren't friends, those are mooches.

    Or in your world, are they the same persons?
     
    #288 thisnumbersdisconnected, Jul 28, 2014
  9. Carolina Baptist

    Carolina Baptist Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2003
    Messages:
    2,031
    Likes Received:
    1
    Clones ?
     
    #289 Carolina Baptist, Jul 28, 2014
  10. thisnumbersdisconnected

    thisnumbersdisconnected New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2013
    Messages:
    8,448
    Likes Received:
    0
    "Clones" is similar in sound to "cones" ...

    Ice cream. MMMmmmm ...
     
    #290 thisnumbersdisconnected, Jul 29, 2014
  11. Carolina Baptist

    Carolina Baptist Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2003
    Messages:
    2,031
    Likes Received:
    1
    You scream :laugh:
     
    #291 Carolina Baptist, Jul 29, 2014
  12. thisnumbersdisconnected

    thisnumbersdisconnected New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2013
    Messages:
    8,448
    Likes Received:
    0
    Only if the ice cream is too cold.
     
    #292 thisnumbersdisconnected, Jul 29, 2014
  13. convicted1

    convicted1 Guest

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2007
    Messages:
    9,012
    Likes Received:
    28
    Too late in the summer season to be this cold at nite, Nick....
     
    #293 convicted1, Jul 30, 2014
  14. thisnumbersdisconnected

    thisnumbersdisconnected New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2013
    Messages:
    8,448
    Likes Received:
    0
    Nah. Good sleepin' weather.
     
    #294 thisnumbersdisconnected, Jul 30, 2014
  15. Carolina Baptist

    Carolina Baptist Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2003
    Messages:
    2,031
    Likes Received:
    1
    A little colder = camping weather.
     
    #295 Carolina Baptist, Jul 30, 2014
  16. thisnumbersdisconnected

    thisnumbersdisconnected New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2013
    Messages:
    8,448
    Likes Received:
    0
    Any weather's camping weather.
     
    #296 thisnumbersdisconnected, Jul 30, 2014
  17. Carolina Baptist

    Carolina Baptist Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2003
    Messages:
    2,031
    Likes Received:
    1
    Haven't been camping in 10 years :(
     
    #297 Carolina Baptist, Jul 30, 2014
  18. thisnumbersdisconnected

    thisnumbersdisconnected New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2013
    Messages:
    8,448
    Likes Received:
    0
    Buy a tent and go!
     
    #298 thisnumbersdisconnected, Jul 31, 2014
  19. Carolina Baptist

    Carolina Baptist Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2003
    Messages:
    2,031
    Likes Received:
    1
    Wife says rent a hotel room and go . . . to the beach.
     
    #299 Carolina Baptist, Jul 31, 2014
  20. thisnumbersdisconnected

    thisnumbersdisconnected New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2013
    Messages:
    8,448
    Likes Received:
    0
    Go without your wife? No, prob'ly not.
     
    #300 thisnumbersdisconnected, Aug 1, 2014
Page 15 of 17
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Loading...