It Coulda Been Me!

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  1. InTheLight

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    Dec 17, 2010
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    I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green. A carload of young, loud Muslims shouting Anti-American slogans pulled up next to me. The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.

    For several minutes, I sat in my car dumbfounded, thinking to myself, "Wow, that could have been me!"

    So….. today bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver!

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