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Discussion in 'Fundamental Baptist Forum' started by Mexdeaf, Jan 17, 2007.
Where is everybody? :sleep:
Must be over at the FFF. :BangHead::tonofbricks:
count our blessings! sometimes on here, I feel like I'm in the middle of a donald trump/ rosie o'donnell conversation
They can actually hold a conversation???:tonofbricks::BangHead:
That's what BB is like sometimes... I have tryin to figure it out... Thanks:thumbsup:
Raise your hand if you don't want to decide who's "Donald" and who's "Rosie."
Could it be that we all agree on everything now?:1_grouphug:
Good...so tell me what we decided: A KJVO Arminian, during the act of committing suicide at a Christian Rock concert/James Dobson rally (sponsored by Rick Warren), accidentally fatally injures a pants-wearing female Calvinist minister, who teaches evolution on the side at a local public school.
DId he go to heaven? And whose wife will she be at the resurrection?
now this is a discussion I could get into :smilewinkgrin: :laugh:
Shhhhh..... Don't wake 'em up.
ya'll quit encouraging tinytim...it just makes him worse!
Not a good place to be right now. :tongue3:
I don't have any use for The Donald, but I'm starting to...:applause:
Maybe this we'll liven things up
A recent survey has compiled the qualities people expect in the perfect pastor:
Preaches 20 minute sermons; but never goes over.
Frequently condemns sin, but never upsets anyone.
Has people approaching the alter before the alter call is given.
Works from 8:00am until midnight, and is willing to fill in as the building janitor when needed.
Makes $60 a week, wears designer clothing, buys all the latest leadership and theological books for his personal library, drives a late-model car, and gives about $80 a week to the poor.
Is 28 years of age, having 30 years of experience.
Is wonderfully gentle and handsome.
Gives of himself completely, but never gets too close to anyone lest he be criticized for playing favorites.
Speaks boldly on social issues, but never becomes politically involved.
Has a burning desire to work with teenagers, and spends all his time with senior citizens.
Makes 15 calls daily on congregation families, visits shut-ins and the hospitalized. Spends much time evangelizing the unchurched, but still is available to meet with him in his office whenever anyone needs him.
LOL :laugh: :laugh:
Yes: He will go to heaven.
No; she doesn't get to be a wife in the Resurrection becasue she already had one in her first life. Ummmmm you DID say she was a pastor right?
too quiet like the quiet before a big storm?
or have we just solved all the problems and answered all the questions?
I suggest we talk about RBell's demon possessed drug dog. :smilewinkgrin: :tongue3:
Those red eyes are a killer, sure he is not the anti-Christ'
And that needle is one wicked needle in a dog's mouth.