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Judge not!

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Brother Bob, Jul 31, 2008.

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  1. Brother Bob

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    I was shocked, confused, bewildered
    As I entered Heaven's door,​

    Not by the beauty of it all,
    Nor the lights or its decor.
    But it was the folks in Heaven
    Who made me sputter and gasp--
    The thieves, the liars, the sinners ,
    The alcoholics and the trash.

    There stood the kid from seventh grade
    Who swiped my lunch money twice.
    Next to him was my old neighbor
    Who never said anything nice.
    Herb, who I always thought
    Was rotting away in hell,
    Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,     ​

    Looking incredibly well.
    ​

    I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
    I would love to hear Your take.
    How'd all these sinners get up here?
    God must've made a mistake.
    'And why's everyone so quiet,
    So somber - give me a clue.'
    'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock.    ​

    No one thought they'd be seeing you.'​

    JUDGE NOT...
     
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  2. PJ

    PJ Active Member
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    :applause: :applause:
     
    #2 PJ, Aug 18, 2008
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    Amen, AMen, AMEN.

    "There is so much good in the worst of us and so much bad in the best of us that it behooves none of us to talk about the rest of us."

    [Old proverb I often heard as a child. I believe it may have been one of the sayings in the old McGuffy Readers.]
     
    #3 Crabtownboy, Aug 18, 2008
  4. PJ

    PJ Active Member
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    Wow, that really hits the nail on the head! :thumbs:
     
    #4 PJ, Aug 18, 2008
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