Just for fun: Stupid celebrity quotes...

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  1. rbell

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    from various web sources...

    • "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields
    • "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - Dan Quayle, former VP
    • "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
      - Greg Norman,pro golfer
    • "I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." - George H.W. Bush
    • "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." - Marion Barry, former Washington D.C. mayor
    • "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd, NBA basketball player
    • "Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
      - Mickey Rivers, former New York Yankee
    • "And now the sequence of events in no particular order." - Dan Rather, former CBS news anchor
    • "I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
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  2. Carolina Baptist

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    "I get to go overseas places, like Canada." Britney Spears
     

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