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Lets finish Snoopys story.

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  1. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
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    but unknow to Snoopy was that Herr Schluesseldienst had moved to Switzerland with his new wife who was a citizen of
     
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    Moldava, which as you know has poor cell reception at best, besides, it was WWI and the cell phone hadn't been invented so he then....
     
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    located two cans and a piece of string. A very, very long piece of string.
     
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    He punched a hole in both cans and, doing so, noticed that...
     
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    ...you should never poke a hole in the bottom of a unopened beverage container unless...
     
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    you are really , REALLY thirsty, luckily...
     
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    ...he found a water hole just 100 meters away, but between him and the water hole was....
     
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    A huge fire hydrant that...
     
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    ...had been disconnected for years.
     
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    He walked on toward the water when suddenly he saw...
     
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    ...Linus, with blanket in tow.
     
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    It was a mirage, however the tow truck...
     
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    ...was there to get the fire truck which brought the dog that located the fire hydrant that wasn't hooked up to anything because...
     
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    Charlie Brown had been elected Governor, but could not accomplish anything because
     
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    The very day he won the election, a giant eagle swooped down and carried him off to a far away land.
     
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    Meanwhile back at the airfield Col. Kink (looking for the missing 'l' in his name) turned to Sgt. Shultz and said....."
     
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    "You havent found the "l" for my name yet? Confine yourself to the Cooler and while you are there Col Hogan will be in charge of you unless....
     
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    "...of course you don't want to", he said with a wimpy, ingratiating smile, "in that case you can..."
     
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    go into town and take a faruline out to dinner. And here is my credit card. But if the SS were to stop you, tell them you are a friend of the Red Baron, but dont mention my name because...
     
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    "....The Baron only makes pizzas now and has fallen out of favor with Der Feurhrer, and he doesn't like pizza ever since Mussolini..."
     
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