Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport

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  1. webdog

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    What an ID-10-T...

    BERLIN - A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing two pints of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new rules about carrying liquids aboard a plane, police said Wednesday.

    The incident occurred Tuesday at the Nuremberg airport, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a vacation in Egypt.

    New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked.
    Instead, he chugged the vodka — and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071212/ap_on_re_eu/airport_vodka
     
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    Yup. This guy is a dope.
     
  3. Alcott

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    He almost fulfilled Proverbs 31:6 without intending to. [Look out; the road may be Slick'a'head.]
     
  4. Tama

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    He joined the mile HIGH club without stepping foot on the plane...

    :laugh:
     
  5. Alcott

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    In a Beverly Hillbillies episode, they were flying to England, and Granny had a jug of her 'white lightnin'' and of course British Customs confiscated it. Granny said it was her "rheumatiz medicne." The officer took a sniff and said, "Madam, I'm afraid my government does not allow you to bring this particular medicine into our country. You should have emptied this jug before you boarded the plane." Granny says, "If I'd a'emptied that jug, I wouldn't 'a 'needed no plane!"
     
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    Uh . . . that's NOT what the mile high club is. :laugh:
     
  7. Tama

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    Nooooooooooooooo................
    Are you serious?????


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  8. Joe

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    High is known as being "stoned". It happens from smoking marijuana
     
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  9. Joe

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    double post
     
  10. rbell

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    After painstaking research (not much, but it hurt)....


    I have determined....




    that....




    ....the man mentioned in above story was NOT SFIC.





    :laugh:
     
  11. Tama

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    Hey........... so I had to mix and match some some agents of mind alteration and their accompanying terminology to make my joke fit..........

    Work with me here, Joe!

    :BangHead:
     
  12. webdog

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    Nor...
    His Blood Spoke My Name
    nor...
    Diggin in da Word
    :)
     
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    How much are you willing to bet he already had a couple drinks in him before he made that brilliant decision?

    love,

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  14. Joe

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    I thought The Mile High Club was a Cannabis Club :confused:

    Here's what actually took place.

    The man smoked a little weed then had a glass of wine. He was later stopped by airport security where he downed the vodka so it wouldn't go to waste, and later boarded a plane. He hit on the stewardess, which makes him NOT SFIC for he is almost blind and cannot tell boys and girls apart. This man is a Satanist, he is wearing an Ozzy shirt :laugh: so he is not from the BB. Anyway, they had hanky panky on the plane thus he is now a member of the mile high club. He finally barfed....Not a smart guy

    Now we are all correct
     
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