Perhaps the stupidest story I've heard in a long time. I can't see any other reason why a guy who is essentially "THE MAN" on campus and has been for a couple of years can't date just about anyone, but has to default to dating someone he met online. It's the sort of thing folks do when everyone is wondering about your sexuality when they have never seen you with a girl or girlfriend especially when you should be getting girls left and right because of who you are. So to keep folks off his back, he invents this fake girlfriend. Hmmm. Somebody needs to investigate. Just an odd story.