Message title on the outside church signs

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  1. Salty

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    "Actions Speak Louder than Bumper Stickers"
    Rev Dittman, North Syracuse, (NY) Baptist Church.
     
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    Nothing costs more than following Jesus...except not following Him.
    Pastor Mark, Calvary Baptist, Leesburg, IN
     
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    Sign Broken . . . Message Inside.
    Outreach MBC, Camby, IN
     
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    CALL 911
    THIS CHURCH IS ON FIRE!!!

    Family Baptist Church, Lebanon, TN
     
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    One of the worst I've seen;

    "Jesus is the icing on the cake."

    :rolleyes:
     
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    Here's the worst I ever saw.

    "Hop into Easter with Jesus"
     
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    That is pretty bad! Here's the one on our marquis right now:
     
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    On a Church of Christ sign:

    "Where will you spend eternity? Smoking or Non-smoking."

    Oy vey. :rolleyes:
     
  9. Jim Ellis

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    Here is what I'd like to see on some church sign.

    "Get right or get left!"
     
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    "No power, No church"

    At first I thought that they had finally figured it out. Then I realized that it was because the electricity was out so they didn't go to chruch that day.
     
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    Really irritated by one of the "lite" churches here with a big "TRY JESUS" on their sign. Yep. Try it, maybe it'll work for you, maybe not.

    Old one was effective (hey, I still remember it)
     
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    "Everyone has some good in them.
    Some are a good example of what not to do."
     
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    Seen on a church sign a few years ago:
    SUN WORSHIP
    11AM


    I hope they ment SUNDAY
     
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    A great one that I saw in Tennga, GA:

    Experience is a hard teacher...first she gives the test, then she gives the lesson.

    And, from the same church:

    It is hard to rock the boat when you are pulling on the oars.

    In Christ,
    Trotter
     
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    How about a sign at an IFB church that read something like hamburger coupons will be handed out at the service.

    Another one at the same church announced to come and get their stuffed animals. I talked with a friend of mine and he told me two years later the church is still doing it.
     
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    "Church is a gift-assembly required".
     
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    COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS - RECOUNTS ARE RECCOMMENDED!
    Liverpool Christian Church (COC)
     
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    Our church is right on the freeway. Most things we put on the sign gets little or no notice by the 50,000 cars that pass by that way every day. But when we put (my favorite!) up there, BOY the phones calls!!!

    "Homosexuality is an alternate DEATH STYLE!

    That really stirs the bee hive.

    In His service;
    Jim
     
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    At one church, they like to put my sermon titles on the board outdoors. One time it was"

    The biggest sinner in Kingston exposed tonight.

    The church was in full attendance that night. This is a university-oriented church in downtown Kingston:

    Pot-puffers; Pot-bellies and Pot Holes.

    Cheers,

    Jim
     
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    Outside a local church that meets in a converted theatre:

    "One Lord to rule them all"

    I kinda like it!
     

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