Mommas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Liberals

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  1. Maverick

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    Mommas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Liberals
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    [FONT=&quot]Liberals so easily whine and so hate to lose[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]When Jesus returns I don’t want to be in their shoes.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]They think we all came from monkeys and I know that’s not true,[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]But they think it is so let’s just put’em all in a zoo.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]Mommas don’t let your babies grow up to be Liberals.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Don’t let’em kill babies and be atheists[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Whining and shaking their Communist fists.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mommas don’t let your babies grow up to be Liberals[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Cuz when you’re old and gray and they don’t want to pay they’ll most likely euthanize you.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]Liberals kill babies and pity those that molest a child,[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]But execute a killer and they will just go plain wild.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]They’ll take your money for those who just will not work[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]And if you complain they’ll say you’re such an insensitive jerk.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]They hate the Ten Commandments and kicked God out of the schools.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]It's no surprise why we're raising ignorant fools.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]They told them their Pappy was just a big hairy ape.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]No wonder they have no problem committing murder and rape.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]Mommas don’t let your babies grow up to be Liberals.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Don’t let’em kill babies and be atheists[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Whining and shaking their Communist fists.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mommas don’t let your babies grow up to be Liberals[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Cuz when you’re old and gray and they don’t want to pay they’ll most likely euthanize you.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]Mommas don’t let your babies grow up to be Liberals[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Cuz when you’re old and gray and they don’t want to pay they’ll just euthanize you.[/FONT]
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  3. The Galatian

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    This is why normal Americans think conservatives aren't very bright.

    It's not that hard to make a parody scan correctly.

    Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be neocons.
    Don't let them read Trotsky and worship the state.
    Don't let it be freedom and truth that they hate.

    Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be neocons.
    They can't tell the truth, and their morals are loose
    And they'll never hold down a real job.

    Neocons like friendly dictators, and dark secret prisions
    sweet little payoffs and cheap wars that others must fight

    Those who can know him won't like him, and those who don't sometimes will reel with disgust.

    He ain't dumb, he's just evil, his ideology won't let him
    do things that he knows would be right.

    Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be neocons.
    Don't let them read Trotsky and worship the state.
    Don't let it be freedom and truth that they hate.

    If I can do that in 15 minuites, you can at least get yours to scan. Try to do better.
     
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  4. Ralph III

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    Well you guys are somewhat talented! The biggest difference is there is much truth in Maverick's version. Whereas little truth in Galatians version.

    Abortion: Liberals for it, Conservatives against.

    That is worth saying again.

    ABORTION: Liberals for it, Conservatives against it.

    WHINING LOSERS: Liberals still cannot accept Bush won! Conservatives accept Clinton won but strive, not again!

    WORSHIP THE STATE: Actually this is a Liberal stance as Big gov. can fix and support everything. Conservatives want smaller gov. and simply in a supportive role. This is one reason Bush is in trouble.

    SUPPORT DICTATORS: Again this is a Liberal stance. Just look how upset they are at Bush overthrowing the Dictator Saddam and how supportive the Liberals are with the Central American Dict.

    LOOSE MORALS: Wow, I cannot believe a Liberal would even bring that up! Again ABORTION but to add, euthanasia, gay marriage, removal of references to our LORD etc, etc!


    Anyhow. Maybe one day we could all write a song together?

    Take care.
     
  5. Gina B

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    I bet you can draw a really good stickman if someone gives you a crayon.
     
  6. The Galatian

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    Well, that's why there are differnces in opinion. However, much of mine is at least fact-based.

    Not quite. Many conservatives are pro-abortion. Bush, for example, is in favor of abortion, with some exceptions. On the other hand, many liberals oppose abortion.

    The fraudulent disinfranchisement of many minority voters in Florida forever put that mark on Bush's first election. I do note that many neocons have repeatedly claimed voter fraud when their candidates lost. Again, facts are more important than personal feelings.

    Let's take a look at that. Bush's record:

    1. Greatest new entitlement program since LBJ. (prescription drug program)

    2. Greatest intrusion of federal power in to state goverment since the New Deal (No child left behind)

    3. Greatest intrusion of goverment power over individuals (the "Patriot Act", wiretaps of American citizens without a warrant, arguments that Bush has the right to hold any person he choses without due process, etc.

    4. Huge increase in federal employees, regulations, and spending.

    This sure looks like state worship to me.

    [quotConservatives want smaller gov. and simply in a supportive role.[/quote]

    If so, Bush is no liberal. But he's a fine example of neocon.

    Let's see...
    Neocons supported Saddam (Rumsfeld has been photographed grinning and embracing Saddam) Supported Slobbo Milosovic in the Balkans. Supported Allende in Chile. Supported Noriega in Panama.

    That was Reagan, Daddy Bush, Sonny Bush. Those guys are Liberals?

    The two currently in the White House have a longer rap sheet than most Division I football players. Bush, according to Air Force records simply walked away from his commitment. Tom Delay was dinged by the republican-dominated ethics committee several times before being indicted. Now we see a republican pedophile uncovered in congress. There's a lot more. The two most corrupt administrations in history were dominated by neocons. Do you want to see more?

    Tom DeLay euthanized his own daddy. Tom is a liberal?

    Bush welcomed the Log Cabin Republicans (gay) into the White House, praised them, and asked for their help. And he appointed a record number of openly gay people to positions in his administration. You think Dubya is a liberal? He's a lot more liberal than Clinton, but still hardly a classic liberal.

    Parody is an art. And it takes practice and discipline. And parody is by nature unfair, but always has to have a bit of truth to work. That's why mine works, and the first one doesn't. I enjoy filk, when it's good. What have you got?
     
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    Nice try G, but facts don't register in the minds of neocons. They seem to be scared to death of them and try to avoid them like the plague.
     
  8. Alcott

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    Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Galatians.
    Don't let 'em bring blood with their scissors and knives;
    Don't let 'em shun pork chops, it might calm their hives.

    Mamas, go on, let Galatians sip wine with the Clintons.
    "You foolish Galatians," as once Paul did say,
    Want all to be happy and gay.
     
  9. KenH

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    George W. Bush is not a conservative.
     
  10. Joseph_Botwinick

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    You got that right.

    He is Conservativistic.:laugh:

    Joseph Botwinick
     
  11. StraightAndNarrow

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    Worthless, unChristian garbage.
     
  12. The Galatian

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    Well, yes, he's a neocon.

    My bad.
     
  13. Baptist in Richmond

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    Bear in mind that some among us claim to be a "neocon" and they have absolutely no idea what that term means, nor have they read anything by Strauss or Kristol. I have seen several of them posting in this forum for a few years now.

    Amazing.....

    Regards to you,
    BiR
     

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