A kid in Indiana, on his way to school, puts his hands inside his pockets and discovers he forgot to remove his swiss army knife. Upon arriving at school, he goes directly to the office, and turns the knife in, explaining that he brought it by mistake. He is being recommended for expulsion. SOURCE So, the kid does the right thing, the right way, and will probably receive an incredibly harsh punishment--the same punishment he would get for intentionally bringing a knife--with malicious intent! Well, we know where a few idiots reside. They're running some of the Warren Township, Indiana schools. This re-iterates points I've made before: (1) Many school officials are completely incapable of making common-sense judgements based on the facts. (2) "Zero-tolerance" approaches are in place so that dummies like this don't have to resort to using any gray matter. I hope they get so many calls and emails that their system completely crashes. Sheesh.