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Mother Nature Endorses Gore For President!

Discussion in 'Political Debate & Discussion' started by moondg, Aug 16, 2007.

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    [​IMG] MOTHER NATURE ENDORSES GORE FOR PRESIDENT!

    By DICK SIEGEL

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Vice President Al Gore has been endorsed for President — by Mother Nature herself!

    “Al Gore will be our next president, if I have anything to say about it,” Mother Nature told Weekly World News. “More than any other non-candidate, Mr. Gore has shown that he has the planet’s best interests at heart. I mean, who else could take a power point presentation and turn it into an Academy Award-winning film about global warming?

    “I backed Gore in 2000, and we all know what happened then,” Mother Nature said. “I’m not making any threats, but need I remind Florida at the onset of hurricane season — it’s not wise to fool Mother Nature twice?”
    I guess this means he in in. :laugh:
     
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