Three little boys were arguing one day. The first one said, "My daddy is so smart, he scribbles on a piece of paper, calls it art, and he gets $10,000." The second little boys said, "Well, my daddy writes a few musical notes down, calls it a song, and he gets $20,000 for it." The third little fella was the son of a poor Baptist preacher. Not to be outdone, he says, "Oh yeah? That's nothing. My daddy stands up and talks for an hour, calls it a sermon, and it takes four big men to collect all the money!"