In another thread, we got off on marriage, and the discussion was going so well, I thought we'd officially talk about it. Rules: 1. Humor is appreciated and encouraged 2. If you make us cry, that is OK too. 3. You may not order hits, terminations, or any such thing on your spouse in this forum. 4. No KJVO-MV stuff 5. You may write about your spouse, your prospective spouse, what you would like to see in a spouse, your imaginary spouse (for those off their meds) your former spouse, or your spouses (if you are a polygamist). [Notice: Some of the phrases above were intended to be humorous. If you don't have a sense of humor, please ignore them. If you can't tell the difference, we will pray for you. You may choose to laugh or not to laugh, but please do not take the humorous phrases seriously.] Let's hit it!