Name Game 2

We had a ice cream eating contest at a youth event one time. They had to eat a half gallon of vanilla ice cream and all the fixin's which included: nuts, cherries and chocolate syrup. As an added feature we secretly poured alum in the mix. Of course the results were hysterical.

Hal Pukerdup

 

We were on a youth trip and were going to try the old finger in warm water trick. Instead of a bed wetting episode, he woke up and knocked the onto my lap making it appear I had an accident.

W Ed. Mypantz

 

My mother has a friend that wets her pants if she gets laughing to hard. She is in her mid 50's and no matter where she is she has accidents if she gets tickled.

P.P.Pants

 

ROTFLOL!
Ya'lls post got me to thinking of last year at VBS. THe guys kept sneaking up on me, and scaring the living daylights out of me. {You'd the words "I have a nerve problem and have panick attacks often, would clue them in, that I really don't apreciate intintional scares! } Well we were eating supper, and one of the guys put his hand under the table and hit it...hard! It bounced up. He did this just as I took a drink! It scared me so bad that I chocked on my drink and it shot from my nose into my lap! I was so mad and so emmberrised that I put my hand over my face, and cryed. They thought I was laughing, so they just died laughing. I jumped up and ran from the room, and hid in the bathroom for awhile. One of my friends got worried, and found me in the ladies bathroom hypervetalating. When she finaly convinced me I could come back, the guys were really emmberrised.
I wasn't really mad, just really emberrised that that was the effect them hitting the table had on me!
Oh and Granny Sue, WHY did you do that to your dil?! My grandma did that to some ladies once, who had been very rude to her {She was in her twenties and hadn't quite gotton as proper as she is today! LOL} and I just couldn't beleive it when she finaly confessed to it! I don't think those "dear" ladies ever found out...but I think since the guys at church still don't get the message of "DO NOT Scare Abby" I could bake them a milk of magnesia cake... NO! That's just tooooooo bad! besides the Bible does say, "Vengence is mine I will repay sayeth the Lord" so I can't do that!

Abby B'Planning

 

Why would he do that?! Oh never mind! I probably don't want to know!
Ida Notknow

 

I was smelling the flowers in the back yard.
I really liked them.

by
F. Orget and Menota flower

 

This thread is very interesting, especially on the "speeding part". I work in a Traffic and Misdeameanor Department working on files like traffic tickets -- that's part of my job at work.
I always drive below the speed limit because I don't want to get a traffic ticket (nothing to do with my job, of course!). If people wants to go around me, then can -- I've seen people go faster than the speed limits, and I wonder where are the cops. LOL
I am tired...going to bed. Talk to you all later.

U.B. CAREFUL

 

I'm not a very good driver... in fact, my mother often wonders when I leave for their house across Texas if I'll get there in one piece.

Willie Makeit

 

Hmmm... between my bad driving and your lack of tread maybe I should change my name from Willie Makeit.

Betty Dont