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Discussion in 'Free-For-All Archives' started by Abiyah, Mar 5, 2003.

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  1. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    I know Stanley. He brought his truck into my shop because he thought he needed a new muffler. Oh, He came in just in time. Not only did he need a new muffler, he needed new tires, new brakes, an oil change, front end alignment and his windshield wiper fluid capped off. I was glad to fix all the things that I found out was wrong with his truck.

    Your Trusted Mechanic,

    Rip Yuoff
     
    #21 Gib, Mar 7, 2003
  2. Abiyah

    Abiyah <img src =/abiyah.gif>

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    I know you, Rip! Remember when you worked on
    my vehicle and overcharged me? Remember when
    I said that when you least expected me, I would
    come around, and you would be sorry. Heh-heh-heh.

    Nervous?

    You should be!

    Al B. Bach
     
    #22 Abiyah, Mar 7, 2003
  3. Bible-boy

    Bible-boy Active Member

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    I sure do work hard.

    Manuel Labor
     
    #23 Bible-boy, Mar 7, 2003
  4. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    You ought to try housework!

    Sue B. Toiling
     
    #24 I Am Blessed 24, Mar 7, 2003
  5. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    Housework? Housework is woman's work.

    I. M. Leighzy
     
    #25 Gib, Mar 7, 2003
  6. TaterTot

    TaterTot Guest

    Did I hear you say its "WOMAN'S WORK!!?? Hmmm.

    Nada Eaton
     
    #26 TaterTot, Mar 8, 2003
  7. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Okay, that's it! If the men aren't going to help with the housework, then they are going to get awfully hungry...cause

    Stan B. Cooking
     
    #27 I Am Blessed 24, Mar 8, 2003
  8. Charlotte Marcel

    Charlotte Marcel New Member

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    That's what I used to say when I was married too.

    Ima Lone
     
    #28 Charlotte Marcel, Mar 8, 2003
  9. AdoptedDaughter

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    Being all alone makes me frightened cause

    Ima Skared
     
    #29 AdoptedDaughter, Mar 8, 2003
  10. Wisdom Seeker

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    Momma used to say that there is never anything to be scared of but fear itself. So, when I heard some noice outside I just opened the door and stuck my head out to see what it was. Thought I would just face my fears. Unfortunately to my surprise I stood on my doorstep, staring a burgler right in the face.

    Terry Bill Mistake
     
    #30 Wisdom Seeker, Mar 8, 2003
  11. Abiyah

    Abiyah <img src =/abiyah.gif>

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    Some people get upset with me. They say i don't
    work for a living, but I do. I work hard!

    I work nights, a new place every night, and my job
    can be both dangerous and scary.

    The other night, I arrived on the job. Suddenly, the
    door opened, and I was face to face with some
    lady who started beating on me! She whaled on
    me until I fell off the front porch, then she called the
    police on me! I am never trying that window again!!

    Rob Burr
     
    #31 Abiyah, Mar 8, 2003
  12. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    Sounds kinda dangerous. On my job I meet new people all the time. Theyr'e not always the friendliest people out there. I go with them wherever they want to. Some talk, some don't, and some never stop.

    My workspace is a little cramped, but I get to get out and stretch my legs every once in a while.
    Oops! Here comes a new client. Ka-Ching!

    Tex E. Driver
     
    #32 Gib, Mar 8, 2003
  13. Abiyah

    Abiyah <img src =/abiyah.gif>

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    I am a professional who uses my natural ability
    to perform many physica feats which require
    both agility and coordination. Most of the time,
    my feet are not on the ground where most people
    prefer to have theirs, and often I am swinging
    from the ceiling!

    Jim Nast
     
    #33 Abiyah, Mar 9, 2003
  14. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    I have a challenging job that is very rewarding. Everyone's job should be something they enjoy doing. In my job I have to go the distance. Sometimes it takes me several attempts to get to my destination. I have to keep driving myself.

    Sometimes it gets rough. Most people enjoy being around the sand, but it only slows me down. Every now and then I have to pitch my way out of a situation. I usually make18 stops a day. On a good day I can make 36.

    Goff P. Rowe
     
    #34 Gib, Mar 9, 2003
  15. Abiyah

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    I don't get it. None of this makes any sense. Who
    are all these people signing your posts? Have
    aliens taken over the board?

    M. T. Hedded
     
    #35 Abiyah, Mar 9, 2003
  16. Bible-boy

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    In my line of work I get to meet all kinds of people. It is fun to cruise around town in one of the biggest vehicles on the road. I have to make many stops during the day. Maybe sometime I'll be around to give you a ride when you need one.

    Sincerely,

    Buzz Driver :D
     
    #36 Bible-boy, Mar 9, 2003
  17. Abiyah

    Abiyah <img src =/abiyah.gif>

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    I don't use public transportation, and I don't drive.
    If I cannot get there on foot, I just don't go. My
    pal and I walk to the grocery store once a week
    and walk downtown for the essentials when it
    essential.

    Andy Walkswimee
     
    #37 Abiyah, Mar 9, 2003
  18. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    I work in a grocery store. All I seem to do is walk around gathering shopping carts and helping customers to their cars.

    Jimmy B. Baggin
     
    #38 Gib, Mar 9, 2003
  19. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Are you the one who banged my car with a grocery cart the other day?

    Carson D. Mend
     
    #39 I Am Blessed 24, Mar 9, 2003
  20. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    Carson, sounds like you need my help. I work at the law offices for vehicle damage by shopping cart attendees. I will work for you. I don't collect fees from you unless I win in court. Believe me when I say "You can count on me".

    Ima Shyster

    P.S. Call me at 1-YOU-GET-PAID
     
    #40 Gib, Mar 10, 2003
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