Name the Problem.

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  1. SaggyWoman

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    The game is played by doing the following.

    A person will list the solution that is perfectly good advice. You have to tell what it is a solution for.

    Then, you give a new solution.

    Let's start with:

    Lather up then rinse off.
     
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    What to do to a rude driver.

    Take 2 aspirin and call the doctor in the morning.
     
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    When Tinytim gets hit over the head with abcgrads rolling pin. :laugh:

    Raise you hand if your SURE.
     
  4. Ed Edwards

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    How do you indicate agreement with your spouse in an argument?



    Try to encourage them before next Sunday.
     
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    What do you do with supporters of abortion outside of your church?



    Using steel wool, rub briskly for 4 minutes.
     
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    Have you got some advise for this problem, Ann/Abby Saggy?
    I'm taking a heart/blood pressure med that is discoloring my teeth :(
    -- Buck in Beaumont

    Solution:
    Turn them over every two hours and change the linen twice a day, to avoid bed sores,
     
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    Solution:
    Turn them over every two hours and change the linen twice a day, to avoid bed sores,
    problem:
    My two teenage children are very difficult to get on with, can you help?

    solution:
    Soak in bleach for a few minutes, then rinse and dry as usual.
     
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    What should you do when your favorite red shirt has a stain on it?



    Give a deadline of one week, and take no hostages.
     
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    Problem: getting the kids to clean their bedrooms


    Solution: wrap tightly with 9 feet of duct tape
     
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    Problem: my dog is shedding like there is no tomorrow


    Ultimate Solution to several problems:
    Change channels randomly every three minutes.
    If they want to go to bed, let them go.
     
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    Mrs Fix-it: I have a Christmas generated problem: My refrigerator magnet space is gone gone. Help!


    Lady with the problem specified in the next post:
    Your solution is simple:

    1. Sort by priority
    2. Discard the low priorities.

     
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    (problem solved by Ed) some bills need to be paid


    (solution for next poster) cover them with water and chop
     
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    How to make suey.

    Roll and pat until smooth.
     
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    How do you lose weight on your abdomen?

    Shake shake shake. Shake shake shake. Shake your booty.
     
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    How can I move off this couch?


    Turn the mouse on it's back.
    Find the ring in the middle & rotate it in the direction shown.
    Turn the mouse over & drop the ring and ball into.
    Now you can clean the ball with a damp cloth or hand-wipe.
     
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    PROBLEM - How can I make my pet mouse run fast enough to escape from my cat?

    SOLUTION - Tie in a square of muslin and boil for 3/4 hour or so.
     
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    PROBLEM: How do you get rid of chicken pox?

    SOLUTION: Using Bleach and Ammonia, scrub hard.
     
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    PROBLEM: My ex brings over her new toddlers (2 of them) and leaves them all day.


    SOLUTION: Put them in the same cage. The older one will brief the younger one in a few days and your problem will be solved.
     
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    PROBLEM: What do you do about sibling rivalry?

    SOLUTION: Unplug, wait 30 seconds, and then plug in and turn it on again.
     
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    Problem for the last solution:
    How can the deacon body 'fix' our pastor? He is kinda gloomy: baptize 'em & they go join First downtown; ordain 'em & they get called to South Texas.


    Solution to the next problem:

    Open, scrub down the inside with Lye.
    Close; White Wash (or a soft pastel paint) the exterior.
     

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