Mrs. Salty and I will be hosting a 4th of July picnic on July 4th. We have decided we do not want any nicotine fits or alcohol at our party. What would be a humerus yet effective way to write the invitations so those subsidences are not brought onto Saltyland? (and asking Poncho, Free and Pvt Wrenn to stand guard duty with their M-16 is not the answer I am looking for) Now for the big challenge ( we have no problems - we just overcome challenges!) There are two friends we would like to invite - but they do not get along - and do not like each other. Should we invite both? If one says - if the other comes I'm not..... If they both come...... Answers, we need answers!